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YOU ARE THE REASON
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sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

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If your therapist said you were their favorite patient, would that worry you?
If your therapist said you were their favorite patient, would that worry you?
Yes
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When was your oldest grandparent (that you know of) born?
Before the 1890s
In the 1890s
In the 1900s
In the 1910s
In the 1920s
In the 1930s
In the 1940s
In the 1950s
In the 1960s
In the 1970s and later
I don't know when my grandparents were born/no grandparents
Do you think the lyrics of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne are conceited?
Do you think the lyrics of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne are conceited?
Yes
No
Don't know that song

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Happy disability pride month! Are you disabled? However you wish to define it :)
Yes!
Not yet...
May this month bring us all some rest, comfort, and accessibility <3
When were you last at a mall?
* I’m at the mall right now
* I went to a mall today
* I went to a mall within the last few days
* I went to a mall this week
* I went to a mall within the last few weeks
* I went to a mall this month
* I went to a mall within the last few months
* I went to a mall this year
* it’s been longer than a year I’ve been to a mall
* I’ve never been to a mall
* it’s complicated
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When were you last at a mall?
I’m at the mall right now
I went to a mall today
I went to a mall within the last few days
I went to a mall this week
I went to a mall within the last few weeks
I went to a mall this month
I went to a mall within the last few months
I went to a mall this year
it’s been longer than a year I’ve been to a mall
I’ve never been to a mall
it’s complicated
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audiences have no idea how to be uncomfortable anymore
watch movies that make you uncomfortable read books that make you uncomfortable go to plays that make you uncomfortable watch tv that makes you uncomfortable look at paintings and sculpture and artwork that makes you uncomfortable. it is spiritually and morally and ethically and artistically really really good for you. think about why you are uncomfortable. what biases do you bring to art? what biases does the art bring to you? how do you reconcile this? how does your worldview grow and expand and change? all this and more will be answered and available to you if you just engage with art that does not coddle you and treats you like an intelligent human being that can sit through discomfort
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

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Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes
Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.
You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.
"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work
mungojerries been shipped out to war

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how it feels to formulate words and string together sentences
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
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