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i need to take someones dad out for a romantic evening of dollar-ritas at applebees and then we come back to his and i eat his ass for 2 hours straight

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also, the interconnectedness of everything in angels in America means that the friendship dynamics are just, WILD
okay, so on one side we have belize and louis who, we are informed, hate each other. specifically belize can’t stand louis especially after he leaves prior, and you totally believe this with their interactions. belize just about puts up with louis, and forgives him, but he never likes him, except that’s just unfathomable because they hang out all the fucking time!? how often do you do lunch dates - one on one lunch dates! - with someone you barely tolerate, let alone actively despise? so they’re frenemies, except ALSO the implication is they know each other through Prior and mostly put up with each other for his sake - and yet even in one of the two scenes where all three are on stage together, they are just arguing with each other again. Prior Is Not A Subject. (Also, from Prior’s perspective is it not just a little odd that his best friend and his ex are hanging out on the reg? I guess he’s fine with that as long as he knows Belize is reading Louis for all he’s worth in their meetings, but somehow that’s even weirder, like ‘oh yeah keep meeting up with my ex who you’ve known for over three years but give him hell from me’ how is this not a recipe for emotional ruin, prior)
and then we have the utter mindfuckery of joe’s mother being in his ex’s friendship group by the end of the play. I mean where do we start with that. louis is never speaking to him again, but presumably joe still, you know, talks to his mother who now lives in the same city as him. when does he find this out? does he ever? how does he deal?! when do we get the revelation from LOUIS that he’s been having discussions about the soviet union with his ex’s mother?!
obviously it’s theatre suspension of disbelief and these people have other friends not depicted, but having them all so closely intertwined really makes for a Time, in terms of dynamics. I just wish there was a louis and harper interaction so that could factor in too
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recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and
turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

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a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:
the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.
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i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried
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There’s this girl here at karaoke night who looks like Michelle Pfeiffer and she just started singing It’s All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion which is over 7 minutes long! Thank goodness she’s not terrible.