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I'm in a hospital, the worst place to be! I'm dead in 10 minutes.

Honestly, one of my favourite things about Claudia is that she's complex- sometimes innocent, often charming, and sometimes incredibly cruel. Making her into a simple victim ignores 1) all of the awful stuff we see her do to humans and 2) her desire to be seen as a threat, as a monster, as someone powerful.

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

An always-reblog. 😄

you are right and you should say it.

The only thing unbelievable about casting Jason Mantzoukas as Odysseus, is that I refuse to believe it would take him 10 years to get home. It'd take him like 2 weeks tops to outsmart the gods.