overly emotional and morally stained

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed my roommate left part of an onion on the counter after cooking and for some stupid fucking reason instead of asking about it like a normal person I went to them holding the onion in my hand as if it were an injured bird and asked “what do you desire of his fate”

An artjob from a girl with huge garfunkels

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

The bed is a type of trap a princess can use on a servant of hers, such as a maid or knight or some such.

"how to stop them from happening again" <- have you tried not putting up flock cameras? just a thought

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls