Only time will alter your vision

what the fuck man you cant do that

eating a filling meal with like protien & vegetables actuallyu makes you feel a lot better than just a bunch of snacks has anyone tried this before

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine

Men and teenage boys treat not having a girlfriend like they’re being literally tortured to death

The way that five billion men are proving my point exactly in the replies

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!