Only time will alter your vision

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

Something is absolutely the fuck at work

They can't make me care because the worst they can do is fire me or kill me.

My boss sometimes like to "tactfully" deliver news before it can make its way around by pure rumor-chain except my boss isn't very tactful and he usually does this on a Monday morning and it's all very funny because if I don't call it funny then it's something much worse

My life is beautiful and easy and awesome and fun as long as I accept that my career field is in a death spiral and will squeeze every drop of blood from us before we’re shown the door. I should become an astronaut next

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

I feel like contouring is lowkey racist

Is this a joke?

cptsd should make me wake up every morning with black eyeliner and a macabre yet sharp sense of humor but instead it just makes me feel like less of a person than anybody i interact with and makes me have a hard time concentrating

if the balls are bulging or dented you just have to throw the whole dick out so you dont get frotulism

it is genuinely so unbelievably annoying to be a child trafficking survivor and have to listen to people argue about shadows on the wall when it comes to children’s rights and child abuse prevention. the only true way to prevent child abuse is to take away parental control. give children rights. give them the education, resources, and rights to say yes or no to whatever and whoever they desire. i know what would have helped me. i’m so mind numbingly sick of all of this. everyone wants to feel like a hero, but nobody wants to help anyone.

there is not a pedophile cabal hiding in the shadows waiting to kidnap children. parents are the number one perpetrators of child sexual abuse. my kidnapper was my mother. my traffickers were all paid by her and had legal custody over me. i was forced thru constant manual labor and sexual humiliation in the name of “therapy” because parents are allowed to do whatever they want with the children they own. the end of adult supremacy is the only way to end child abuse.

idiot doesn’t even realize all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well 🙄

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

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