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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

lookin into this thing called "the character." i think it could be huge. take notes.

Your name is HOTDOG MOMENT.

ramadan mubarak everyone 💗

and of course happy lunar new year, happy mardi gras, happy black history month, and a happy belated valentine’s day too. happy everything everybody 🩷

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

my ethical way of being a vampire: I basically specifically kill/bite the people I want to because I don’t like them or feel like it and I’m always right because I’m smart

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"