Oh, no

The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.

just a non-binary dad with his tyrant son and bisexual daughter!

HOW DID I NEVER SAW THIS I LOVE IT SO MUUUUCHHHHHHh

I love everthing you're saying right now

Pakistan bombed Afghanistan hospital last night killing hundreds of innocents and nobody gave a shit because Taliban runs that country

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

#oh believe me she remembers you and her friends are calling you a dipshit in the groupchat  (tag via @kuttithevangu)

They're so creechur I love them!

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)