Odysseus: "Ok, who's the hottest person you can think of?"
Menelaus: "Helen :'("
Odysseus: "...Menelaus, Helen isn't here right now you can be with me."
Menelaus: "Helen is a 10"
Odysseus: "She's a 6 at best!"
Menelaus: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK-"
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Odysseus: "Ok, who's the hottest person you can think of?"
Menelaus: "Helen :'("
Odysseus: "...Menelaus, Helen isn't here right now you can be with me."
Menelaus: "Helen is a 10"
Odysseus: "She's a 6 at best!"
Menelaus: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK-"

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girl i'm bored lets steal the palladium
Obsessed with how nearly every Greek myth artist’s design for Helen of Sparta is an interpretation of the traits they find most beautiful.
As a result, Helen looks different to everybody. Beauty looks different to every artist and I know that’s the most lukewarm take to ever grace your dash but it’s so cool in relation to Helen specifically.
In light of the Odyssey movie coming out this is my formal PSA that Helen of Troy is actually Helen of Sparta, Troy is the city she was stolen and brought to. The entire Trojan war is the Greeks trying to get her back from Troy, because she is from Sparta. I feel like we all collectively forget this.
quickly johnny move in and pass a series of science-based flirtatious compliments to peter while he is emotionally vulnerable and ripe for a bi crisis ♡

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the helen drugs telemachus scene is just one of my favorites in the whole odyssey it’s so absurd. her watching this poor young man, her cousin’s child, weeping for the father he’s never known who disappeared after a war in which he fought for her and she’s like ummm. not sure how to fix this so i think i am going to drug him! okayyy sleep well <3
Do you think there would be any relation of the Perseid meter shower to Perse Athenide? The shower is coming up soon on August 12th and there will be a planetary alignment at the same time this year!
I am so pumped about this meteor shower but the only thing that would make it absolutely insane would be if it were to happen on Percy's birthday
that being said you can catch me outside well past my bedtime watching it
as for how it happens in the Athenide AU: i think people (in modern times) would get into the story of Perseus and then there would be a whole tiktok/tumblr resuscitation of Athenide knowledge in both science/artworks.
Perseus constellation -> Perseus myth -> The Athenide assisting in Perseus' birth -> Perseus being named after her -> The Athenide guiding the chest to safety -> Danae becoming a priestess in her temple -> King stealing Danae away to marry her when The Athenide is in the sea
drag path edits would go hard
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These two are clearly single now and I desperately need them to mingle
Make it happen marvel, I beg you.
You are a legendary blacksmith, sought out for your ability to fix anything. Talking swords, obsidian breastplates, staves made of crystal, daggers forged from dragon scales, you've done it all. The real challenge today is a young hero asking you to fix what they call their 'plot armor'.

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the things you hold dear
been gatekeeping this lovely commission from the wonderful @ponury-grajek. i think marvel rivals spider-man (with the bag-man face) and felicia hardy would be so hot as a couple. i’m thinking of writing a fic of this scenario!!
MARVEL RIVALS
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“I know the real Felicia Hardy.”
“You’re one of the few who does, Petey.”
Peter and I fell hard for each other.
Life was good.
Life was great, actually.

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