(Taylor's Version)

crying tonight because of anakin skywalker who, in his pursuit of happiness and saving everyone he loved, killed them all.

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

rots plot rlly is just anakin having what is in all honesty a completely valid crashout for a college student who’s gotten less than negative sleep in the past week. the problem here is that anakin also happens to be some kind of vaguely eldritch force entity with severe anger issues so when he has a crashout that bad it has permanent lasting consequences for the entire galaxy 😭 what he rlly needed was to just be able to have it out with obi wan until he tired himself out and then obi wan could put him back to bed with padme and he’d wake up in the morning like he was just really badly hungover. unfortunately chancellor groomer over here really wanted that eldritch crashout and was pulling the equivalent of scheduling all of anakin’s finals back to back on the exact same day and then when anakin complained to him about it he was like yeah it’s so messed up of your Other professors to do that. you should kill them about it