(Taylor's Version)

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

and it’s funnier if you realize that it was 100% ANAKIN’S IDEA because of course it was and obi-wan just went along with it despite the blatant attachment because of course he did

like lil snot nosed padawan anakin wanting to do a best friends forever ritual like a preteen messing around with a ouji board at a sleepover and obi-wan indulges him because he doesn’t know anakin dug up an ACTUAL force ritual from the archives instead of, like, a shitty livejournal page on the holonet because he knows anakin doesn’t have friends in the temple yet and he wants his padawan to feel secure

or even better newly-knighted anakin who is ALREADY extremely territorial about his master getting another padawan and won’t stop drunkenly weeping about it during his celebratory bar crawl so obi-wan (who is also soused because he thinks he’s no longer responsible for this overgrown manchild and is thus cutting loose in celebration instead of on a mission because he’s just that fed up) agrees to always be there for anakin as anakin is there for him or some such nonsense and anakin accidentally makes it into a binding cosmic pact because Chosen One

so on mustafar they’re just whaling on each other with their lightsabers set to the lowest sparring setting for, like, younglings (too bad anakin didn’t use that setting on THEM) and anakin just starts rage crying and obi-wan has to go sit down because he did NOT sign up for babysitting an emotionally unstable sith lord (”YES U DID MASTER U DID THIS TO ME–”) and the next 20 years are a ridiculous galaxy-spanning prank war that vader prioritizes over the ACTUAL star war

like obi-wan is this wise, awe-inspiring last samurai figure and vader is this TERRIFYING eldritch abomination of pain and rage and cruelty but the minute they see each other it’s like middle schoolers flipping each other off when the teacher can’t see them except they both 100% still go around killing people a lot

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”