The Brain Wants What The Hands Refuse To Make

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Lol I'm a little late but I wanted to try my hand at it anyways. This started as just the Backless Olly but then it got away from me... Outfit is loosely based on this design

ooooouugghhhh more little butcher

I’d like to thank all of the scummies out there that came together to impregnate this guy! The ending he deserved!!! 💋💋💋

My final piece of propaganda for the poll between my loser boy Yue Qingyuan and Gomez Addams (whom we all love and admire) - I believe Gomez & Morticia would give the win to YQY. (He never gets any wins.)

The Qijiu tragedy is too delightful, they'd love to help. And perhaps it doesn't really matter who the child's father is (will YQY get to be their third? We can only know if it gets YQY pregnant). That would drive SJ crazy. And babytrapping is also an option. Decisions decisions...

And YQY is being persuaded. If it will get him closer to Xiao Jiu... or perhaps to even get to carry XJ's child...

It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!

In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)

In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)

... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -

YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!

I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.

People do not make Rocky as clingy as he should be

Bonus Human Rocky