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today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesnât get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said âI decide what you drink nowâ
When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner
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is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no thereâs literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!
why are wlw books so angsty and deep all the time like where is my casual wlw romcom or my fantasy lesbians, space bis and trans princesses like not every wlw has some lost love in some town in the middle of nowhere
I live for posts like this, because there are soooo many good f/f books out there that donât get the attention they deserve because of the way wlw are marginalized. So!
Here are some recs for casual/feel-good f/f representation! All links are to my reviews.
Good Enough to Eat - super cute lesbian vampire rom-com
Promises, Promises - parody of LotR/D&D starring three lesbians on a quest for magical stuff
Everything Leads to You - Hollywood f/f YA about a young set designer who falls for a girl she meets under mysterious circumstances
The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet - ensemble-cast âcrew of a spaceshipâ story. Mostly just random adventures, includes a f/f couple who survive the book.
Roller Girl - contemporary f/f romance about trans woman who joins a roller derby team
Not fluffy, but the angst is SFF-stress rather than âliving under homophobia/biphobiaâ stress:
Ascension - queer disabled ladies fighting Big Pharma in spaceâyou wanted space biâs, come get your space biâs (actually, if you want more space biâs also check out the anthology Fierce Family.)
Chameleon Moon - review is of an earlier edition and I hear the new one has even more great representation. Trans woman superhero with two female partners living in a dystopian city thatâs on lockdown from the government after everyone develops mutant powers in response to a wonderdrug.
Not Your Sidekick - in the future, what happens when your parents are superheroes but you never developed powers? You intern for the baddie, of course! MC is bi and ends up in a f/f relationship, and the sequel will star her trans bestie.
Hope this helps. Feel free to browse my âlesbian booksâ tag for more recs (there are bi/pan girls in some of those recs, too.)
*coughalsoeverythingshiraglassmanwritescough* *coughsuperfuntimescough*
I mean, this is basically true â f/f fluff is kinda the cornerstone of my body of writing :P (Thanks!)
All I Want For Christmas by Clare Lydon - Fluffy wlw romantic comedy (I know itâs not really in season at the moment but itâs so cute)
Gay Pride and Prejudice by Kate Christie - What it says on the tin. Elizabeth Bennett is a lesbian and the haughty Caroline Bingley is the last woman she could ever be prevailed upon to love.
Escape from B-Movie Hell by M.T. McGuire - Silly British sci-fi with a lesbian protagonist
Heart Trouble by Jae - A doctor gets shocked by a defibrillator while saving a womanâs life in the ER. Now they have a soul bond!
Finding Ms Write by Jae & Jove Belle - Collection of short stories about women who love women and also love books.
The Wind City by Summer Wigmore - Urban fantasy drawing on Maori mythology. Protagonist describes herself as âat least 60% gayâ and falls in love with a monster girl.
Sword of the Guardian by Merry Shannon - Bi princess and lesbian bodyguard fall in love.
The Case of the Good-for-Nothing Girlfriend by Mabel Maney - Parody detective story about a gang of five lesbians who solve crimes.
A Woman Scorned by Rachel Frank about an assassin who falls in love with a noblewoman (lesbian)
Beauty & Cruelty by Meredith Katz about the evil with falling in love with sleeping beauty (lesbian)
High & Mighty by S.S. Skye - a princess stuck in a tower who is decidely Not Amused about it (lesbian)
Humanity for Beginners by Faith Mudge - Two friends and a halfway house for lesbian werewolves (lesbian)
Hunting a Lady by Cari Z. and Caitlin Ricci - a woman who needs money goes to rescue a kidnapped lady for the reward (lesbian)
Lies & Reverie by Camilla Quinn - A shopkeeperâs daughter who loves to day dream, and the beautiful woman who runs the town (lesbian)
Love Rampage by Alex Powell - a girl in love with her best friend, and the unicorn who helps her (lesbian, trans)
Modern Serpents Talk Things Through by Jamie Brindle - a modern dragon who falls in love with the human who invades her cave (lesbian)
Prom and Other Hazards by Jamie Sullivan - super cute story about a girl, her best friend, and the prom (lesbian, bisexual)
Slaying Dragons by Sasha L. Miller - a frustrated mage, some dragons, and the lovely new partner sheâs stuck with (lesbian)
The Broken Forest by Megan Derr - a Huntress, and the beautiful witch she meets dealing with a troublesome forest (lesbian, bisexual, trans)
The Mercenary by Annabelle Kitch - a peasant girl, the princess she loves, a quest to win her princessâs hand in marriage (lesbian)
The Persephone Star by Jamie Sullivan- a proper lady working in the post office, a notorious criminal set on revenge, and a bit of kidnapping (lesbian)
The Secret of Mermaid Cove by Megan Derr - an improper lady, an unwanted engagement, and an island full of secrets
Witch, Cat, and Cobb by J.K. Pendragon - a princess fleeing an arranged marriage, a witch, and a cat (lesbian, trans)
Zombies in the East End by Roxanne Dent - steampunk, zombies, and two tough ladies
California Skies by Kalya Bashe - bandits in the wild west, a hunt for jewels, stubborn people (bisexual, genderqueer)
Green Toes by Avery Flanders - gardens, a hint of magic shoes, and people falling in love (bisexual, genderqueer)
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1) This is a very good twitter thread.
2) the notes are full of terfs (in part bc OP put it on terf tags intentionally) and itâs gross af but it makes a damn good blocklist
Reblogging the good stuff from Laura Kate Dale, the gay autistic transwoman gamer we deserve.
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Itâs finally fall [out boy]
I love [grand theft] autumn
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.
Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
You will succeed. It is inevitable.
Figured Iâd tell everyone- my name and gender marker change will be done Wednesday!! It took literal years of procrastination and executive dysfunction, but with the help of the Trans Name Change Project itâs finally done.
Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned.Â
We never got to really see that moment she went from pain of abandonment to rage. Iâd give my right leg to see that transition honestly. I feel like itâd be such a powerful scene, all those emotions, her overwhelming sense of despair and how it began to twist into a vindictive plan with murderous intent.Â
mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
the reason theyâre always âbrokenâ is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still havenât years after the proclamation
basically what iâm saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they canât even replace their machines with efficient machines.
Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporateâs refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonaldâs I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldnât even think about replacing it cause they didnât seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isnât a problem as long as no one sees it.
Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably donât get the ice cream.
i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone
The machines arenât broken, the employees are protecting us
McDonaldâs employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized
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Watch: Complaining about political correctness says more about you than it does others.
This says, so succinctly, what Iâve always tried to say about political correctness and how it is not a new thing, nor is it a bad thing.
Important to remember
I LAUGHED SO HARD
best trope!!!: two characters are undercover at a ball. theyâre dressed up all fancy & a waltz starts playing & they dance together but theyâre carefully analyzing the room & theorizing under their breaths the entire time. bonus points if they get separated & dance w different partners at some point & then shove through the crowd to get back to dancing w each other. MORE bonus points if one of them is wearing a fluffy dress & the other lifts them into the air
more VERY good points abt this trope
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because theyâre the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought âiâll check if theyâre also crooked in my other mouthâ and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself âMmm Iâm so tired⌠how much longer in this one again?â and I knew instinctively what I meant by âthis oneâ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice âthe Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyesâ and I donât know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.
i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved
One time I passed out on the couch after going a few days without sleep, and when I woke up mom said I had been speaking in German in my sleep, and it sounded like I was ordering people to build something
When I was like 5 my mom took me to the grave of her friend that died of cancer and I asked what happened and my mom explained that she died and i fucking said âI died onceâ and my mom asked me to explain and I went into pretty detailed explanation about how I died in a war because âI got stabbed by a gun with a knife at the endâ (my exact words) and I met god and she (sheâs a woman obvs) asked if I wanted to stay or go back to earth and I said I wanted to go back so I chose my mom cause she was struggling to have a baby (she had me through IVF) and lemme tell you that changed her like nothing will make you second guess your religious beliefs like a five year old explaining heaven and god to you
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i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.
every person on this post giving out unprompted skincare advice owes me $300 and an essay on why itâs rude
so trump is coming to denmark
freaking sigh
update: jesus christ the idiot is trying to buy greenland. im not even surprised
Update again: he has now cancelled his trip because we wouldnât sell Greenland. So, in summary.
The idiot asks to come here - the Queen invites him.
Itâs revealed he wants to buy Greenland - that stupid and very offensive idea pisses off both Greenland and Denmark âcause what the actual fuck.
Trump gets pissy that we wonât sell and now cancels his trip after weâve spent weeks planning it - and in doing so he has now pissed off the Royal House because you do not freaking cancel an invite from the Queen. Thatâs never happened before. Itâs so rude. What the fuck.
Wow. I knew Trump coming here would be a shitshow, but somehow it turned out to be a greater shitshow without him coming here. But mister president, weâd planned for you. We had a balloon and everythingâŚ
Aaaaand thereâs an update.
Trump is now lashing out on our Prime Minister, saying itâs all her fault because she was being inappropriate and nasty be saying that selling Greenland is an absurd idea.
Dude, selling Greenland is the definition of absurd. First of all, you donât freaking sell countries. Second, Greenland has self-government. Itâs not like we could sell the place if we wanted to, which we definitely wonât.
Trump wanted Greenland, our Prime Minister, a lady, told him no without hesitating. Now heâs throwing a fit, acting like a baby, and the Danish politicians are not having it. Trump has pissed of the Royal House, Denmark and Greenland. Wow. Slow clap. Nice job. As if we didnât hate you enough before.
Fun fact though: the baby Trump balloon is still coming to Denmark so now people are planning to welcome it instead of the real deal (the balloon is an improvement)
Hereâs the whole stupid saga of events
oh my god wHAAAT HGFJHHJKDK HES SO STUPID WHYYYY
