whenever I go to the restroom and canβt piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where heβs like βthe pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Bodyβ
Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DONβT PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT














