gin and phonics

could patty act any more suspicious around her cop girlfriend

like constantly

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

I should've tried harder to push thru and go to work. I'm feeling bored and lonely.

like I made dinner. I ate dinner. now what.

time to silently rock back and forth in front of the TV feeling #despondent and #purposeless

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

I should've tried harder to push thru and go to work. I'm feeling bored and lonely.

like I made dinner. I ate dinner. now what.