gin and phonics

dangerous game i have to play when i wake up where if i want to look at my phone i have to be so careful and discreet otherwise the worlds loudest baby will get up and start yelling at me and smacking my hands until i pet her

@shiftythrifting

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

i'm on all of your dnis btw

I dont know (or care) What you have on there I'm all of them. I'm forsaken fans dni. I'm object show shippers dni. I'm weirdos/creeps/perverts dni. I'm proshippers dni I'm antis dni I'm adults dni and I'm minors dni. I'm all of them.

Even Chicago Cubs fans dni?

#GoCubs

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Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster

I am, perhaps, losing my mind. I feel so shitty right now.

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

one of the best things about cats is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them