gin and phonics

when you die your body gets all stiff because of rick & morty

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

so declan knows a bunch of secondhand stuff abt p4/p4g bc I talk (and complain) abt it a lot but they had never seen the intro scene to kanji's shadow until I got to it the other day while they were in the room and they were just like... flabbergasted. and I rly do complain abt the homo/transphobia in p4 a lot but I've played so many times that I'm a little desensitized to it I guess? so that was a moment of "oh right... it is that bad" lol

I like to imagine the voice acting directors being like "hey troy can you make kanji sound really gay here?" and troy baker being like "on it! want a lisp?" and they're like "oh for sure!"