Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

Oh no saw trap for me i just wanted to sit in this bigass bathroom with you

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

No humans could make an apartment this complex

they should make more movies from 1999

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

SAW TRAP write 1-2 paragraphs on a discussion post and respond to two of your classmates