young and miserable and right

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

we still talk about you

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

we should all stop and thank quentin bed, who invented the bed in 1362, for inventing the bed

my husband answers a phone call from any of his friends and says some variation of “hey baby. miss me? what are you wearing?” and then they do this bit back and forth it’s like gay chicken but how far will they push the hypothetical gay phone sex. I just sit there listening because I love gay stuff

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

it's like, definitely still mansplaining if the man is dominating the conversation unintentionally and he would totally stop if you asked him to, actually. like, the term exists to describe a phenomenon that arises from the implicit bias that women are expected to simply be less knowledgeable about things. it doesn't matter if he's doing it on purpose or not. he does it cause he expects women to not know things or to not have any input. maybe don't fucking expect women to stand up for themselves every single time they have to have a conversation with a man because that shit happens like daily for a lot of women