DRAMA FREE ZONE

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house

“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”

little miss emotionally unstable would like to get drunk in her room alone tonight

little miss alcohol intolerance would like to get all red and scrunkle up her face in disgust

little miss intoxbait isnt even that drunk whateverr

Its 2036 and the flock 5g ai camera identifies the outline of my dick while I buy a strawberry monster and sends hegseths MtM supersoldiers at me

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

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being a masochist is literally so funny. im like "man i feel like absolute shit. yk what would help? Being Hit Real Hard"