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[Image Description: photo of a converted grocery store, in what was once the chilled section (dairy and raw meat, most likely, but not things that have to be frozen behind closed doors). The shelves are instead stocked with books, and in the middle of the floor where the chest freezers would be are wooden tables displaying CDs, and one shelf on the end with CDs is labeled "Holiday Music". Above the dairy aisle-turned-bookcase is a sign made of letters in wooden blocks: "Read", possibly with one block removed from the front but it's hard to tell from the angle. End I.D]

I feel like contouring is lowkey racist

Is this a joke?

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

this is what happens when they cut "When Love is Gone" from the Muppet Christmas Carol smh

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

Donkeyboy whose pronouns are hee/haw

Sheepgirl whose pronouns are sheep/herd

And they're best friends who headbutt and kick people together

This too is yuri

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.