aw heck

the mysterious, perfectly cromulent power of the plain sysco chicken tender. never worth ordering at a restaurant but if its given to you for free? good snacking

unfortunately got a service call at logan airport months after i did training for it. this shit sucks so bad. take all the stress of learning to drive and multiply it proportionally to the increase of causing an international incident by mistake

i complained to no one in particular that all the on-call services were coming in from the furthest places from me and today, in all departments its been all RI and southeastern MA.....who is listening to me...??

would love to know who bypassed the gas solenoid safety shutoff at this chipotle. what the fuck were you thinking? the exhaust fan had a belt issue so CO built up, staff was getting sick and the fucking safety shut off only killed the fans and the lights, not the burners. plus! the remote sensor for the CO system never worked because it was wired wrong and not programmed in! do you go around unbolting the footings to safety rails too? do you make secret slashes in seatbelts? i just want to know what your daily schedule is so we can put a stop to all of it

the amount of people pulling into an empty parking lot, walking up to the door seeing no one in the place, just me behind the counter and then TRYING THE DOOR like the place isnt closed. this chipotle is shut the fuck down, come on