aw heck

i complained to no one in particular that all the on-call services were coming in from the furthest places from me and today, in all departments its been all RI and southeastern MA.....who is listening to me...??

would love to know who bypassed the gas solenoid safety shutoff at this chipotle. what the fuck were you thinking? the exhaust fan had a belt issue so CO built up, staff was getting sick and the fucking safety shut off only killed the fans and the lights, not the burners. plus! the remote sensor for the CO system never worked because it was wired wrong and not programmed in! do you go around unbolting the footings to safety rails too? do you make secret slashes in seatbelts? i just want to know what your daily schedule is so we can put a stop to all of it

the amount of people pulling into an empty parking lot, walking up to the door seeing no one in the place, just me behind the counter and then TRYING THE DOOR like the place isnt closed. this chipotle is shut the fuck down, come on

still doesnt top mom & pop restaurants for grossness of BOH, but if you have gotten sick from a certain beef sandwich monarch, I See Why.

all fucking day the electrical chat was filled with people asking for a second call and now that there actually is one in their area i'm the stupid asshole on-call that has to take it

two minor deities have found a following at lowe's. you are greeted into the store by an 8 foot tall inflatable messi, and several cardboard standees. there are also "workshops" with the mark of the misted beast

shoutout to whoever left 2 empty blister packs of plan b right in front of the door of CVS. taking NO chances