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the devil went DOWN to georgia. always keep that in mind

we are below hell. is what i’m saying

troy/abed was literally real

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

I got a new shampoo that's really doing things for me... I'm close to perfecting my snickerdoodle recipe... They've lowered my antipsychotic dose... And I'm running for mayor of a city near you!!!

When I am mayor the first thing I will do is make it so that you can buy the silky, luxurious conditioner that comes in black box dye in a bigger bottle that is a convenient size and shape for teens to shoplift.

you can't like music if you're from california because it's too hot to wear two shirts

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you