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Oh, that's a shame. I'm neither warm blooded nor human but I do have a cozy warm house....

oh i would love to be invited in to your cozy warm house please may i enter your cozy warm house i promise i mean you no harm. um. by the way, completely unrelated hypothetical question; what does ur blood taste like and do u think it would taste good cold or do u think it would heat up alright in say a microwave hypothetically ?

Well come on in and have a cup I don't mind. Snakes are very hospitable like this. I think my blood probably doesn't taste very good but I do have a microwave

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Oh, that's a shame. I'm neither warm blooded nor human but I do have a cozy warm house....

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

A lot of people will refer to hypothetical clones of themselves (evil or otherwise) with it/its pronouns in a dehumanizing way even though they don't personally use them which is really irritating because I don't want to associate with anybody who would see their clone as an object but I also use it/its and presumably my clone would too so what do we do here

have sex, presumably

Oh well of course that goes without saying

you people aren't CASTING

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY