Queerness, Feminism & Music with Rocks in it

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

some of the oldest evidence of winemaking comes from georgia; some of the most ancient wheels come from georgia. it can be said that the first drunk drivers were likely georgian

A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

@creatures-in-posts is this a creature?

They’re all creatures

shout out to the fact that The Cone Of Shame's actual name is the E-Collar. Short for the Elizabethian collar. We've come full circle lads.