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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. iâm palestinian
same energy
thereâs more
SIGH
hereâs another one
IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION
how does this get even worse
I think about once in a whileâŚ
We have another oneâŚ
This is the internet now tho đđ
@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar
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Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! đđđ
Itâs funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are⌠idk if itâs an education gap or purposeful ignorance.
The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they canât be bothered to use it.
Oh dear gods, itâs gotten worse
When you know politics but no facts
donât take people too seriously on the internet
This hits different when combined with that âAmericans donât learn other countries exist till theyâre in 5th Gradeâ post from the other day.
Demily recently got another one lads
Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image mightâve been a gif of âfuck you,â screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign âfuck youâ
As a romanian person I gotta add this one too
This is my favourite post on this website
I have literally had people tell me that Iâm a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.
I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol
They really awake his bloodlust, uh
The virgin pit bull vs the chad Great Pyrenees
Listen. I grew up with these dogs. Im a cat person, no shame, but Great Pyrenees are hands down my most trusted domestic animal and are hardcore as fuck.
When I was a kid, between six and fifteen, one of our Pyrenees would escort me, off-leash, between my grandmother's house and mine. I'd just have to call him, and he'd show up and walk me there, placing himself between me and anything he considered threatening- Cranky farm animals, holes in the ground, bodies of water, etc.
That same dog found a (unfortunately deceased) lamb my grandfather had buried a few hours earlier, dug it up, realized it was cold and not breathing, and carefully carried it to our barn, where he covered it neck-deep in straw and tried to cuddle it warm again to bring it back to life.
One of our older dogs, at about sixteen years old (keep in mind, this breed tends to average out at about 12 years max) had arthritis in his hips, a bad back, and a respiratory issue, was fucking ancient and essentially palliative, but would still go stock-still out of nowhere, let out one subtle "boof", and then set out at an awkward-yet-speedy bunny-hop sprint at the slightest whiff of a cougar, bear, or wolf. Like, grampa would jump fences. Gentle geriatric giant would kick up to 7k to protect the family, never mind the three other, much younger dogs already on the case.
When I was a baby, like a literal in-diapers infant, he would lay on the ground and let me dress him up as a wizard and crawl all over him with zero complaint.
His nephew was 100lbs and often alarmed visitors who mistook him for a bear, yet never so much as bumped into a person in his life and feared only string and kittens.
a Great Pyrenees is not Balto. A Great Pyrenees is Robert McCall, John Wick, and John McClain wrapped in Marry Poppins and a snuggly Mr. Rogers wool sweater.
They are not only the best dog, but I would argue that they are also the MOST dog.
I will die by this
They are the best dog if they are YOURS. But if you run into one of the ones that protects sheep out in the wilds? DO NOT APPROACH. That dog has put you in the same category as bears and wolves. It MIGHT give you a little more leeway than the bears and wolves, but better not to risk it.
my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmaoÂ
my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i canât escape from instinctively saying shit like âim gonna shake a towerâ
oh âmeeking a smeeâ made me feel like i was being fucking tazed
theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

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I love that phenomenon where ur talking to another neurodivergent person for the first time and u havenât quite grocked their flavor of brain yet and they havenât grocked yours and youâre both using your Acceptable Friendly Person Getting To Know You Script on each other but of course those scripts have been calibrated mainly for use with, like, normal people, so you just end up being like two conversational roombas bonking gently off one another like âhello fellow humanâ âhello fellow âhello fellow humanââ until you both at some point manage to adjust your programming and actually like, communicate
Itâs like when I was a kid I had two furbies and when you put them next to each other theyâd just natter nonsensically past one another for a bit and then at some point one would abruptly recognize the other with its furby sensor or w/e and it would shout âDANCE!â and the other one would flap its ears and reply âHEY, DANCEâ and then, in perfect unison, they would begin to rock back and forth while chanting âdoot doot doo doot doot dooâ
Itâs exactly like that. I love it. Crazy people are the best, we are super excellent, i love us, i love crazy ppl
I wrote this post in my head while having a major dissociative episode in the bathroom and its the best and truest thing Ive ever said
OH MY LITERAL GOD I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES IM SUFFOCATIGNG
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG
please for the love of god turn ur sound on
*boston accent* Â âIt takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..â
Here he is all grown up!
His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem
But heâs still giving you the stink eye because heâs actually a New York bodega cat at Willyâs Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians
Thatâs a great cat right there
Also his whittle white peety paws đđđ
I love how theyâre evaluating him like a car
always reblog Maui, a great cat right there
Rating: Not Cute
This cat is a New Yorker
Have you gotten your wisdom teeth removed?
Yes- all of them
Yes- some of them
No
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I just had all 4 removed so now Iâm curious how many ppl here have too
WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

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Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said âgod, donât nail me downâ
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said âno jesus treatment todayâ
and the last thing i said to her was âjesus with some big ass tittiesâ and then passed out.Â
Post complete. We can all go home now
now what if I made a silly guyÂ
(via @rudjedet)
birr..
itâs december 1 whereâs the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
i have to do EVERYTHING around here
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
@mmmskulljuice
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
âam crab.â âam also crabâwait a minuteâ ââŚYOOOOOOOOOOOâ âYOOOOOOOOOOOOâ
âSame crab!â âSame crab!â
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throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead