trying.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

yes labubus are gambling

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

and why he oulka dots

black ticked tabby

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"