you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway
my nose!
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you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway
my nose!

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It is So Boring in the mattress store for kids. Itβs basically hell for children because thereβs fuckall to do for them.
A couple I was helping earlier had two little ones, three and six, who were behaving in a rather saintly fashion for the average bored kid I see. I tried to engage them with remotes and things while their parents talked.
Eventually they were restless enough that I pulled out notepads and asked if they wanted to draw. The three year old quickly lost interest and I went over to ask her favorite animal. She told me βelephantβ so to delight and amaze her I started drawing an elephant. Usually kids are into it.
When I was done she pronounced, βIt looks like a giraffe.β
I staggered back melodramatically but actually laughing hysterically and said, βThere goes my art degree!β
The parents laughed and said kids were harsh critics. When they checked out they saw my elephant doodle on the desk and both did a double take like, βWoah, thatβs a really good elephant!β
βYeah, I actually did go to art school, but itβs okay. My niece wasnβt very impressed with my drawings at that age either.β
Behold, a giraffe.
Most unserious animal
That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.
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Are you sure Mitch McConnell is dead? I can't find anything on it
braindead means ol' mitch is goooonnne lol
lmfaoooo

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if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
This was me but with beer.
there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.
if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.
this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.
of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?
boaty.

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Always use your turn signal
Cars are several tons of metal moving at very high speeds, even though they're such a normal part of every day life they can be very dangerous or deadly when not used consciously. When you have several tons of metal moving at high speeds it makes it safer for everyone if we know which direction it's about to go, as being aware where the car is about to go reduces accidents and pedestrian/cyclist getting struck by cars.
Addendum: if your doctor ever says to not operate heavy machinery after a procedure, or a certain medication, or anything that mentions "heavy machinery"...
THAT INCLUDES CARS!!!
CARS ARE HEAVY MACHINERY!
I don't know why, but people- especially Americans, who are very dependent on cars- assume that cars aren't heavy machinery. Cars are heavy machinery.
If something says you shouldn't operate heavy machinery? No cars. Get someone else to drive, take public transit, do whatever you must but do NOT operate a vehicle!
CARS ARE HEAVY MACHINERY!
This is for the safety of yourself and others- just like how you shouldn't drive drunk.
Don't drive a car when you shouldn't be operating heavy machinery.
I want to point out that many cars are one ton, or even occasionally less.
This doesn't really change anything, they're still heavy machinery. But I am a pedant and need to point out that many cars are not "several tons".
But, like. Go try lifting one. Note how you still can't? It's still heavy machinery.
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theyre keeping mitch mcconnell on life support en route to orlando so he can be declared legally dead at disney world
The BEST trope is when a character tells another βletβs run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhereβ and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

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Official stills from the crew of the Avatar Aang movie, releasing July 25th on Paramount+!!
i genuinely feel like im being edged