you got lucky, baby

One of the only good things to come out of dragon age as a game series is that version of I'm Not Calling You A Liar.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

https://applerankings.com/

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.