🇧🇷anonymized *PERSON* of the global south🇧🇷

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

el partido contra inglaterra va a ser agonizante pero porque scaloni va a inventar un nuevo tipo de futbol para torturar a 45 millones de personas

el partido contra españa va a ser agonizante pero porque scaloni va a inventar un nuevo tipo de futbol para torturar a 45 millones de personas

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

last day of the world cup finally i can't wait for futbol to leave gringos mouths who never cared for it they were just feeling fomo

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this