🇧🇷anonymized *PERSON* of the global south🇧🇷

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

*pro-abortion aborted baby voice* i'd have supported your choice to abort me..... if i existed...

i wish people in fandom spaces wouldn't couch the (alleged) crimes of creators in such vague terms. "Gaiman is controversial right now" NO, Gaiman has been accused of rape by several women. "DC probably won't reprint a lot of 90s green lantern because Gerard Jones is problematic." NO, Gerard Jones was convicted of possession of child pornography. "controversial" and "problematic" do not accurately convey what is going on remotely and if anything play down what these people have done.

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

Imagining a world where The Wire became a Tumblr show like Sherlock and I can feel my brain trying to wither and commence early onset Alzheimer's