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Send me a Ship and a Number and I will Write a Kiss

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because they’re running out of time.

…because time’s run out.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

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probuccalfat

when i was younger some wires got crossed so now a fistfight and sex are one and the same to me

#root x shaw

emmawintertowne

ive had gay sex less homosexual than this

#xena: warrior princess

doomsayersrequiem

Fascin8ing and very normal things happening on terf tum8lr

czechtex

Actually the penis is a male clitoris

ratatatsblog

When ppl say Yellowjackets queerbaited as if Taissa wasn’t knee deep in bush SEASON 1 in 4k

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abyssaldyke

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

No disrespect to Jackie, but we all know her snootie parents immediately petitioned the school board for that fuck ass statue right?

#yellowjackets #jackie taylor

grimalkhiindi

I hate you shipping discourse I hate you unnecessarily aggressive DNI banners I hate you dehumanization of those you disagree with I hate you harassment over ships or favorite characters I hate you purposeful lack of nuance I hate you false equivalencies I hate you policing how people engage in fandom I hate you actively trying to make fandom spaces hostile I hate you refusal to filter your feed I hate you making it everyone else’s problem

enochianribs

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

#bowser #big hunk gardettos and diet coke #dolphins #blue #vampires

zutaralesbian

Mistynat Weekend prompts

Still (attempting) to organize a mistynat weekend. Here is a pole for people to vote for prompts if you feel so inclined! . I tried to condense some of the submitted prompts into broader categories.

Going to leave this up for a couple weeks

#mistynat

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showerthoughtsofficial

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

doggy-puppy-indulgence

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

ubercharge

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

sapphireswimming

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

suicidal-vampirism

murraysiskind-deactivated202511

It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

allhailklisz

yokelfelonking

One of the best ones I saw was a thing noting that every single one of the few survivors of suicide jumps off of the Golden Gate Bridge realized, on the way down, that the problems they were killing themselves over actually were fixable or could be worked through...except for the now - extremely unfixable - problem of gravity.

authortobenamedlater

Went to the Holocaust Museum in DC once. There was a video interview of an Auschwitz survivor who said he and some other prisoners stayed up all night with a man who wanted to kill himself. The man didn’t kill himself and survived to liberation.

In the video the survivor said “Never seek a permanent solution to a temporary problem. And they’re all temporary problems.”

Hearing that from a guy who survived the Holocaust rewired my brain a little bit.

drgrlfriend

I think something a lot of people don't understand is that depression is not suicidality, and suicidality is not depression. People can, and are, depressed without being suicidal, and sometimes suicidality peaks as people are emerging from depression. Suicidality is a wave, and the trick is to allow that wave to crest and subside WITHOUT acting on it. Whatever it takes to ride it out. For some people that's distraction, like watching television. For others it's calling a friend -- not to talk about the suicidality, but just to talk. For others it could be as simple as going to sit in a coffee shop or library, because the presence of other people is a huge diminisher of suicide risk. That's what suicide safety planning is about. It's like having any other type of emergency plan, like a plan for fire or evacuation. It's making a plan when you are in the frame of mind to do so, so that you can just DO the plan without having to think about it when the occasion arises. When you're in the midst of suicidal ideation, or even intent, you're not in a problem-solving mood. So knowing past!you, with the help of a therapist hopefully, came up with the plan and all you have to do is follow up until the wave crests and subsides, is what allows you to see another day.

ETA: Here's a link to a safety plan. https://www.samhsa.gov/sites/default/files/988-safety-plan.pdf

go1df1sh08

If Yellowjackets was a comedy

I think it would be really funny to do a running skit where Misty’s just minding her business except every time Shauna turns around, whatever Misty’s doing conveniently looks deeply nefarious. But actually she’s just washing the dishes or doing something completely normal, and when Shauna tries to point it out to anyone, whatever she’s doing looks normal again.

It’s a work in progress, but maybe something like:

Shauna: (turns around and sees Misty with a knife directly behind her.)

Misty: “Sorry, I just need a fork from the silverware drawer :).”

Shauna internally: ‘omg she’s out to get me’

Misty internally: ‘wow, Shauna seems really jumpy lately. I wonder why.’

czechtex

You mean to tell me it isn't in fact a comedy??

#yellowjackets

super-metroid

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

averysoftsheep

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

roach-works

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

fadeverb

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

heroofthreefaces

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

trickstertime

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

derinthescarletpescatarian

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

cat-with-no-name

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

marlynnofmany

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

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