Grimalkin's Den

Yes, I’m asexual. Yes, I’m a monsterfucker. No, I will not elaborate. 

For the record, I include alienfucker, robotfucker, cryptidfucker, and any other type of xenofucker under the monsterfucker umbrella.

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

*looking at a ship* they’d look good killing each other

oh :( that's fluff :( that's fluff of my torture character :(

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Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome