Grimalkin's Den

Yes, I’m asexual. Yes, I’m a monsterfucker. No, I will not elaborate. 

For the record, I include alienfucker, robotfucker, cryptidfucker, and any other type of xenofucker under the monsterfucker umbrella.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

The tragedy of Marinette Dupain Cheng is that being ladybug is extremely bad for her precisely because she’s so good at it

Miraculous Ladybug is about what if you gave a girl with extreme anxiety the superhuman capability to actually prepare for every scenario of What Could Go Wrong

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary