do it before god and all the fish

you are just mad because time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

The fact that Patrick Kennedy knows what birds are but Juliette didn't before Solo told her is both baffling and hilarious

Okay to make this more baffling Patrick Kennedy apparently learned the word birds from the Georgia book last season, but Jules has also read that book in season one and her tunnelvisioned ass just (presumably) ignored it because it had nothing to do with anything she cared about

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.