Klisz

Art by Donato Giancola

Card transcription

Urza and Mishra 3UR Legendary Creature- Human Artificer [mythic] Artifact creatures you control get +2/+0. Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card. Specialty- Ornithopter (As long as this card is your commander, your starting deck may include any number of cards named Ornithopter.) 4/5

i will spell color as رنگ and measure distance in parasang. i would watch buzkashi on the steppe all day while drinking ayrag with my yurt mates. i'll have khorkhog every day that's worth 5 dirham. i would go to naadam festivals every year. i am also more likely to meet tatars, Ibn al-Fuwati, Shams al-Din Juvayni and Hülegü Khan.

I'm really really really really really really really sorry I'm doing this today. I'm almost definitely going to lose my home. fees are paid up bills are paid up but my roommate made a scene thats 100% going to count as several violations and we're going to be evicted

you don't have to feel pressured to do anything. I'm fed up with begging and with feeling so terrible about having to do it all the time. it is what it is. if you want to help out the information is the same as usual. right now it's just. survival money

c*shapp: $koenk01

Our relationship dynamics are not a substitute for romance and they're not inherently devoid of aspects a creator might be uncomfortable with being shown (like physical intimacy and flirting)

We can tell when a ship is written as queerplatonic in this soulless way where someone's trying to get around a creator boundary they don't actually have to follow* or around a character's aroacespec identity. They come across as conformative and allo-coded because queerplatonic as a term is used to mean 'a romantic dynamic where they aren't actually together or where there's no actual attraction'

*a creator boundary cannot and should not dictate what a community member does outside of their field of view, and it shouldn't encourage them to expand their field of view beyond what's reasonable in order to police their community - you are a person, you have free will! You can even block that creator in advance on your fan accounts!

Queerplatonic relationships are queer and so non-normative. They bend and defy the rules of what's typical and expected. They are broad and devoid of expectations unless you want to create them. They're things like touch or affection because you just want to know that person better; to learn how they'd react and to exist with them. They're things like telling each other things nobody else will know because you've committed yourselves to being there without the expectation for anything but the same in return. They're being able to place each building block that forms your dynamic and take it away on your own terms as a collective

They are not your get out of jail free card when it comes to creator boundaries - you already have that card and it's your human freedom!!

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to