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punkrock-bottom

my boyfriend’s fursona is a gummy worm and neither of us are into vore i feel like a failure as a boyfriend and a couple

You’ve also failed society as a whole don’t forget that part

triviallytrue

Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

weevil-mastermind

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deepdreamnights

Early attempts at bio-engineering a Sprite(tm) tree were of mixed success.

The image(s) above in this post have not been modified/iterated extensively. As such, they do not meet the minimum expression threshold, and are in the public domain. Prompt under the fold

prokopetz

Designing and publishing a trading card game with a major recurring character in the lore named "the Meta" purely to make things difficult for a very specific type of person.

aropride

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

damazcuz

What's really interesting to me about it, going through the notes of this post, is the number of former SpongeBob kids who are now SpongeBob adults who believe that you missed some kind of formative, foundational-pillar-of-youth experience (and/or you were abused or purposely socially isolated by your parents) if you didnt watch and love their cartoon.

We didn't have cable when I was a kid because we were poor. I watched Fox Kids on Saturday mornings for Digimon, and that was my cartoon. Instead of watching lots of tv, I spent a lot of time reading, imagining, and playing outside. This seems to have been really common among my childhood friends; I didn't know any kids in my neighborhood that had cable. We played outside and imagined things together instead. When I DID see cable programming it was at my grandparents' house. My cousins loved SpongeBob. I would see episodes when I was at grandma's house, and I didn't like watching it.

I've made no effort to go catch up on watching what I "missed" as a child because honestly I don't think I missed anything. The cartoon still doesn't mean anything to me. I found it yucky to watch as a child and I'm no more endeared to it now. 🧍 But if you say that to a SpongeBob adult They Will Get Mad.

aropride

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

fruitcakebro

I was a socially isolated homeschooler who grew up without a TV, and like. You have no idea how much fucking media people expect you to just inherantly Know for everyday speech.

I have to know a lot about math and literature to keep up with people? Not a problem, my folks made sure I knew my shit there. I need to have up-to-date practical skills? No problem. I need to know the name of the dad from The Simpsons, and the exact tone in which he says the word 'D'oh' in episode 420? Why the fuck would I know that. At all. I need to know who the hell Mr. Plankton is, and why he cares about this specific kind of burger sauce? Look buddy, I think it's time for you to find a new person.

aropride

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

alopecoidartist

respectfully have u never watched it as an adult either?

danielnelsen

respectfully why would i watch a kids show that holds no nostalgia for me as an adult?

tinymustardo

Because it's a fun activity when you're stoned out of your mind?

teamfoods

I don't want to watch something and have rocks thrown at my head. That sounds like a bad time.

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aropride

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

doriangraysrockcollection

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

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Time is not in our favor, and every minute that passes doubles the danger to his small body. Illness doesn't wait, and every second delay can make the difference painful. Don't let time run out; your quick response now is the real difference between the extinction of hope and the survival of this child.

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duskdragonxiii

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

quasarkisses

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

duskdragonxiii

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

dragon-in-a-fez

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

dragon-in-a-fez

reblog this post to help a child break the law

0x5742

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

ralfmaximus

As of June 29, 2026 the law discussed here is a recently passed California state law (AB 1043) that requires age validation before using a computer connected to the internet. This is expected to happen at the operating system level, when you login to Windows, MacOS, Linux, etc.

Ageless Linux intends to force the issue before the California state supreme court, then ultimately (probably) the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS). It's a stupid, dangerous law, voted into place by legislators who either don't understand the core issue OR knowingly voted for it because they're assholes.

California is an influential state in the US. Many laws & regulations passed there eventually trickle out to most states. That's why it's worrisome to see this kind of thing rammed through, and why it's important to fight it.

Also, it doesn't matter if you use Linux or not. Or whether you live in California or not. Visit their site, read the text, learn what's going on with access to computing in this hellscape timeline.

standwithdaanes

#ALSO reminder you can put Linux on a USB drive and use it on basically any machine you have unsecured physical access to

Justin McElroy actually just made a tutorial (part of his "Technically Competent" series of him fucking around with technology) on how to put Linux on a computer using a USB

transcyberism

so what I was referencing with those tags is actually even simpler and easier - once you have your live USB install media loaded like the video details, you can just run the OS right off the USB drive without actually installing it on the computer's hard drive. With most distros you can even save files and have persistent storage that way.

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sinsear-aisteach

and another thing: no child should ever be made fun of for things they love especially by their parents

sinsear-aisteach

it should go without saying but apparently it needs to be said over and over and over again because every time i hear my mom tease my sister for playing wolfquest, every time i hear a teacher tease a kid for doodling, every time i hear a babysitter laugh at a kid explaining the plot of a show they like, it drives a fuckin stake through my heart because i was that kid once.

i was made fun of enough times by adults, by peers, for liking something and wanting to share it that i just. didn’t. anymore.

dont fucking tease kids for liking things. even if you think its cringe. ESPECIALLY. if you think its cringe. because the way you speak and act towards them when they are sharing themselves with you STICKS and they will think of it years down the line.

BE NICE TO KIDS. BE NICE TO KIDS. LISTEN WHEN THEY SPEAK TO YOU. BE. FUCKING. NICE. TO. KIDS.

corollarytower

I was a substitute teacher for a little while between grad schools, and one day I had a middle school math class for the morning. The work they were assigned wasn’t *especially* hard, and one little girl knocked it out in 20 minutes. She started drawing what was very obviously Sans Undertale, and when I noticed I wanted to be supportive, and had the following exchange:

“What’s that you’re drawing?”

*panicking* “It’s nothing, I’m sorry, I’ll put it away.”

“No it’s okay, I was just curious about it.”

“It’s nothing. I don’t want to get in trouble.”

“You’re not in trouble, I just thought it looked like a character from a video game I like.”

Her face *lit up* the second I gave her the smallest bit of approval. She started asking me if I’d heard of various AUs for Undertale, and I tried to follow along as she explained her favorites. I obviously had to keep an eye on the rest of the class, answering questions and helping with algebra, but each time I passed her desk she had more things to tell me.

Anyway, it was very cute, but also a little sad how obviously starved she was for someone kind to talk about her stories with. Kids deserve to have someone in their corner, and it takes no effort at all to smile and listen if they have something they want to share. Preserve the earnestness you want to see in the world.

littjara-mirrorlake

Happy 8/8!

Let me tell you in brief about this character and why he means so much to me.

I love Eight (more widely known as Realmbreaker) because he is a Phyrexian, and he is also undeniably innocent. He is a frightened child who was warped by Norn's mental manipulation into becoming the centerpiece of her interplanar invasion. His plight represents, on a cosmic scale, the bodily invasion and exploitation Phyrexia inflicts on not only other people, but also its own. The seed that would become Eight was stolen from Kaldheim by Vorinclex, and as such he isn't technically a core-born native Phyrexian, but he has been Phyrexian for the entirety of his individual existence and largely shares the angsts of core-born Phyrexians rather than forcibly compleated ones.

There are children and innocents among the Phyrexians. Even more importantly, the Multiverse was only saved because 1) one such child and innocent asked for help, and 2) somebody sincerely answered. Somebody--Wrenn, a non-Phyrexian and Planeswalker, who could easily have denounced his existence as anathema and vowed to "cleanse" his kind from the Multiverse--instead reached out to him, gave him a name rather than an assignment-as-weapon, and encouraged him to grow. (This of course only compounds the tragedy that afterward, only Wrenn and Teferi were credited for saving the Multiverse, and not Eight himself--the unsung Phyrexian hero.)

The tragedy of Phyrexia is not that Phyrexians, the people, exist. It's the violations imposed on both Phyrexian and non-Phyrexian people in the name of expansion. And the Multiverse could only be saved when Wrenn saw Eight not as synonymous with New Phyrexia as an expansionist state, but as an individual who deserved freedom.

littjara-mirrorlake

Also he has tboy swag and that's awesome

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