Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery

Tfw you live next to an "environmentally friendly" solar farm, where it hasn't been night for 9 years, all the plants for miles are scorched to death and you could fry an egg on the ground all the time, but it's all to stop global warming

So I looked it up and Darksky International is aware of it, I'm still considering writing to my reps to ask them to pre-emptively outlaw it alsjfk

The commenter who said "It's not light pollution if it comes from the sun" 😭😭😭 did you think the problem with light pollution was that artificial light sources were somehow impure?

We’re there.

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

It really is delusional, because people on Ozempic look worse than when they started, weight loss or no. Yeah, you dropped 40 pounds on Ozempic but your face would make Skeletor jealous. You look like you should be riding on a black horse while holding a set of scales and talking about upping the price of grain. You look like the "after" picture of a Communist takeover.

& will be incapable of experiencing enjoyable sensations during sex like a real vagina, and often cause infections and put his life in danger of sepsis

On top of that it will smell like actual feces and have hair growing inside of it.

My sister-in-law has uncontrolled gestational diabetes, and the doctors are taking about inducing her at 37 weeks this weekend, and I just need your prayers that everything goes well and mama and baby are safe, please🙏

reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude

So it's a variation of "dihydrogen monoxide." (also mentioned in the above screenshots.)

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

this is great 😂

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It’s back 😂😂😂

Forever Fave. Iconic post.

Mike was such a disrespectful asshole 😂😂. He legit busted in your shit, stole your girl, whooped in your crew, then moonwalked out like he ain’t do shit with a heh heh and a smile. I caaaaaan’t.

This will always be funny 😂

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Well yeah the song is called Smooth CRIMINAL, not Smooth Guy Who Minds His Business

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

Extra note: this parasite can only be found in human feces, this food was contaminated due to a lack of bathrooms and washing stations on harvesting sites due to loosening enforcement of food safety regulations. This was more than preventable, we used to prevent it.

Its them taking literal shits in the fields, same with all the e coli outbreaks