Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery

Talking to a four year old really

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

Idk man maybe the health care system should pay for my Looksmaxxing procedures, ever think of that???

I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

Great work everybody these all look like shit

Reddit to the left of me, 4chan to the right Here I am, stuck in this psyop with you~

I put in my two weeks at my job, please pray for wisdom with money while I'm unemployed

This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!

Thank you amazon but I don't need generic blood pressure meds or retinol cream. I need measuring cups.

They're basically the same thing if you think about it

"the proposal to raise every boy as a girl" they tried that. it didn't work

I don't think the past tense is correct here

You forgot "To a response which is a meme utterly incomprehensible to anyone who has touched grass in the past ten years".

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

THAT'S WHERE IT IS RIGHT THERE THAT KITTEN

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

This is how they measure climate change