Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

I was telling my dad about how there are always hermits in Arthurian stories, just, you're out on a quest and you need directions or to recover from a wound so you look for the nearest hermit because there's usually one around. My Dad said "Like gas stations" and I have not been the same since

My Dad would like me to clarify that part of his point was that a few hundred years from now, when gasoline is no longer in use, someone could read media from today and think it's silly how there are so many gas stations handily about, seems a bit unrealistic don't you think? And by the same reasoning, maybe random hermits were actually that plentiful in the 1200s. (I love him for putting so much thought into this.)

I'm just Ken; I have normal human skin;

After seeing your Level 3 Super I question that

Mercenaries at the tavern are always laughing at me saying "He hasn't the stones!" and I know they mean balls but sometimes I feel like they mean the powerful elfstones that can grant any wish. And it's like well nobody has those

I've just received some distressing news

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"