Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery

YES

I was having dinner with someone the other day and he was complaining about Elon having a few more zeroes to his bank account. So I had to explain the difference between assets and cash as well as explain what a stock is.

The funny thing is I went over this in episode 3 of the foxy freedom snapping turtle podcast. But in short I always have to explain to these people that functionally most of that money doesn't even actually exist. Net worth is at best an estimate of what his companies are worth and that value isn't static. That value could literally be $1,000 tomorrow. Granted that would cause significant problems to the stock market as a whole, but the majority of wealth in this nation is literally tied up in imaginary money that does not exist as a solid currency. Unfortunately explaining this to people for economically illiterate is basically impossible due to the fact that they would rather think with their emotions rather than think with their head.

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

Please pray for me. My OCD is getting out of control, and I don't have the means to handle it.

why DID silent hill 1 have pterodactyls as an enemy type actually tho

it took place during the cretaceous period it just wasn't story relevant

things were just like that then

clearly you've never been to Maine

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

Because this was their goal. This was the plan the whole time.

please pray for me. i feel like the world would be no different without me in it. maybe even better