Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery

Nazis, communists, etc

Can we fuckin end this liberal “hurdur the communists are as bad as nazis!!1!1″ meme? Not even Stalin was nearly as bad as any fascist dictator. Anti-communism should stay in the 50s where it belongs.

Stalin killed more people than Hitler. That’s objective fact. Opposition to one-party dictatorships should stay in the present, forever.

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

I wish I was an anoxic brine for the past 5 million years

Please pray I can get a job

Please pray for my brother

Eminem voice: yall act like you never seen a Japanese man with a Chinese soul born in a White man’s body before

We’re going to pretend this banger didn’t drop I see

That's because it should be RZA voice and black man's body

we smoking horse bacteria

the "biblically accurate angel" trend is such a perfect encapsulation of a pet peeve i have which is everybody wants to criticize the bible but nobody wants to read the bible. like when people were drawing crazy amalgamations of eyes and wheels talking to mary and saying "be not afraid" and everybody was like omfggg OF COURSE she was scared. like no actually the angel looked like a guy can you read 3 lines of text... they were saying be not afraid because it's scary when a random man suddenly shows up in your house and starts talking to you

Primordus should have not only had a dedicated living world season but also more of a personality. Just because he doesn't like to talk doesn't mean he isn't fully conscious, in fact, elder dragons canonically are on a higher level of consciousness than mortal species. Primordus should have been spiteful, and created conflict on purpose. Jormag is about persuasion, subtlety, manipulation. Jormag makes people listen and rationalize. Primordus should be the force that throws a wrench into that and undoes any progress made by Jormag by sowing the seeds of anger, jealousy, animosity, feelings that feed conflict and irrationality. Primordus should have been DELIBERATELY destructive, wrecking things not just physically but politically and interpersonally, feeding on rage and hatred and bloodlust and violence, not just feral

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

I had literally this exact conversation with my father last year, he was so shocked by the math that he didn't believe me at first till I showed him all of the figures.