Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

every time i hear about the difficulty in getting an AC in europe i am horrified. if you tried to prevent people from installing one in their home here you'd get torn apart by rabid crowds in the street and you would deserve it

I joked about gestapo "you are hiding a reverser valve under ze floorboards, aren't you?" inspections before I found out those were LITERALLY HAPPENING in the UK.

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Can we ban it from Earth, too?

urgent prayer request for a private intention please

I'm not really an advocate for suicide, but if this person is this unhappy, maybe that's the solution.

The world would be a better place if communists killed themselves en masse and an even better place than that if they realized how miserable and dogshit and unrepresentative of truth their ideology is and stopped being communists and learned to see the good in the world

i know i'm way too old to care about shit like this, but so much vaguely liberal discourse is centered around preemptively celebrating a media property because it's going to anger some nebulous right wing bogeyman. "i'm excited for the new videogame because making you play as a woman is going to piss off the chuds." it's 2026. everything pisses off the chuds. how is this a fulfilling way to live. how are you wringing any amount of enjoyment from viewing the world this way.

it's a chud way to live, tbh.

yeah, it's completely indistinguishable from the fox news grandpa fantasizing about crying SJWs

It is absolutely the same mentality on the flip side of the coin. I can't think of a more miserable way to interact with media. Why not just enjoy things because you genuinely like them, and because you demand good storytelling no matter the politics?

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."