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The face of a true hero

can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.

Whenever I try to explain Repo! The Genetic Opera to someone, I’m just like “it’s a really pointed commentary on capitalism and medicine as a for-profit industry, with about 50,000 gallons of fake blood and, um, also it’s a musical? made by the producers of Saw?” like just watch this movie, I can not describe it, but it is an Experience and also Paris Hilton is in it and her face falls off, please this is one of my favorite movies.

Made by the DIRECTOR of Saw II, no less! And Paul Sorvino is in it! The lead is the girl from Spy Kids! Anthony Stewart Head, singing, constantly!

There’s a scene where one of main characters runs through his house surrounded by holographic ghosts of his dead wife singing about how he’s trying his best. There’s an entire song that seems to be dedicated to finding things to rhyme with “anatomy”. Paris Hilton is the only one who’s not always dressed in full goth get up, and most of her costumes are just clothes she already owned. The basic premise of the movie is that if you’re in debt, companies can claim repossession of your organs. I cannot describe this movie please just watch Repo Genetic Opera

I think my absolute favorite part of Repo! The Genetic Opera is how nothing has anything to do with genetics.

#…okay that last part is not entirely true #shilo has been led to believe she has an inherited disease #there’s a whole song that explicitly points this out #so there’s… that… #but it’s not so prominent a theme I would STICK IT IN THE TITLE #just… y'know if it were up to me… (via @taibhsearachd)

iirc, a lot of the ensemble cast were dressed in clothes from Hilton’s own closet and is especially apparent during ‘Zydrate Anatomy’ cause that’s how shoe string the budget on this movie was and she offered. Also the Best Character is just called the Grave Robber, which is, just, the fucking best

AND THE MUSIC FUCKS

nice going dude you deactivated my almonds

This is definitely on purpose - the white packaging with colored dots is specifically Wonder Bread brand. The normallest case scenario is that Wonder Bread paid them for product placement. The more likely scenario is that the animators wanted to put in a hilarious niche joke as animators often do. The weirdest case scenario is that the dude with the fetish paid off someone to do this.

Just the implication of the possibility of the wonder bread person paying for this to happen in a broadcasted kids’ cartoon show is hilarious to me.

I am definitely missing some critical context to make this post make ANY SENSE AT ALL, but tbh I don't think I want it.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/murrlogic1s-wonder-bread-fetish-deviantart-commissions

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omg younger people may not remember this but like in 2011ish google maps sucked and didn’t know what any land besides a road was so as soon as you entered a parking lot it would yell at you over and over to get back on the road. like bro no this is where I need to be!!

Apple maps tried to get me to turn onto a bridge that was above me because it thought it was an intersection.

One time google maps told me to walk through an Air Force base and I got stopped by armed guards.

last year google maps kept yelling at me to turn around in a parking lot because I gave it the address to a store in a mall and it wanted me to drive inside the mall with my car to get there.

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

I'm going to pretend this isn't about bts and op just ate butter for the first time

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

i dont mean to shame anyone for their hobbies but i do though and spelunkers are insane

Rapper that makes references to anime except instead of drsgon ballz or whatever its references to shit ass seasonal anime from like 2013 noone remembers

I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy