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you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

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Anyway, I turned 40 last weekend, and as we all know from The Youths, I'm officially decrepit and not allowed to have fun or hobbies any more, so that's why I've been absent for a week.

Just kidding, my parents were visiting and threw me a birthday party at my neighborhood hot dog joint that was so much fun. I also bought fabric that I don't need, received a giant bag of weed (again), and withdrew from a future work event to go to another metal show this fall, so. All hobbies all the time.

A Different Man (2024)

Oh no, I think this ceiling leak is going to turn into a metaphor. I mean, either way, you gotta do something about it.

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This neighbor lady is unhinged, but in a nice way? I mean, everyone is sort of unhinged around him.

This experimental medical trial seems very sketchy.

In a week he goes from layers of facial prosthetics to Sebastian Stan.

Oh no, but he's still so so awkward and uncomfortable.

Ugh, and being plagued by someone who's so much better at fitting in and living his life while having a similar facial deformity.

He's too pretty and still miserable, but damn does he go interestingly insane about it. It's so surreal and unsettling, and like...what a weird time. You can get the exact thing that you thought would change your life, and it turns out you're still the same person, and - shockingly - with the same self-worth issues and social alienation.

#a different man

Anyway, I turned 40 last weekend, and as we all know from The Youths, I'm officially decrepit and not allowed to have fun or hobbies any more, so that's why I've been absent for a week.

Just kidding, my parents were visiting and threw me a birthday party at my neighborhood hot dog joint that was so much fun. I also bought fabric that I don't need, received a giant bag of weed (again), and withdrew from a future work event to go to another metal show this fall, so. All hobbies all the time.

A Different Man (2024)

Oh no, I think this ceiling leak is going to turn into a metaphor. I mean, either way, you gotta do something about it.

#movie funtime #a different man

wordfather

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

wordfather

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

wordfather

THIRTY TWO??????

phillyphillyphilly

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

wordfather

the world is so big and beautiful

istandonsnowpiles

I think we’re actually right about this thing and we should do it with more things

dracofidus-deactivated20200523

If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you’d best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we’ve always had a little contact over the years and he heard I’d come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to “Sarah” and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and took loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Uther and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all of the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a final massive hug, waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I got back safe. (More HERE)

dracofidus-deactivated20200523

I keep seeing this reblogged intermittently, despite it being over a year old now, and I guess Mothering Sunday is as good a day as any to give an update, so here goes: Since this happened we kept in touch, and he and his wonderful partner Sarah have become my surrogate parents, in fact, I just finished talking to Sarah about the mothers day present I got her today.

Tony and Sarah have spent the last year supporting me in every imaginable way. They are there for me whenever I need them and it is amazing to be part of such a wonderful family, even if it’s not by blood. Plus, I’ve never had anyone as proud of me as Anthony is, I won an award for my performance poetry, and he put photos of my trophy on his facebook and twitter pages, raved about how incredible it was and wouldn’t stop telling me how proud of me he is.

They are always there for me, if I need advice, or just a coffee and a chat. And I am so proud, and so happy, and so amazed, to know them, to be loved by them, and to love them. What I thought was a one-off event became the beginning of a new chapter in my life. They have become my family, somehow, and I wouldn’t change that weird turn of events for the world.

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#Anthony Head

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berlynn-wohl

a marriage of humankind's two greatest design achievements: the illuminated manuscript and the cool S

#art

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flowercrownsylveon

I've moved on from cyberbullying my alma mater about AI to cyberbullying the governor of my state about AI.

#and by 'cyberbullying' I just mean strongly worded comments on social media

classichorrorblog

Bride Of Frankenstein Directed by James Whale (1935)

#bride of frankenstein

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

gallusrostromegalus

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

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czesca

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

valeriapryanikova

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

#iron lung

the nostalgia of gaming the summer reading program system, but as an adult who binges audiobooks

#I've now signed up for three summer reading programs

senatortedcruz

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

ot3

one of my favorite types of media to experience is stuff that i know in another lifetime i would have been absolutely obsessed with as a kid/teen. going through something as an adult and being like yeah that was pretty good. however if this had made its way to me when i was 12 years old it would have fundamentally altered me and i hope it's fundamentally altering some other 12 year old out there right now. that's the good stuff.

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gorgynei

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

#happy pride

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