Oh Lord, She Comin!

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Had the pleasure of witnessing this in person just the other day. This woman at Red Robin said "Did me a heckin' frighten." And her date set down his fork and was like "What did you just say?"

I bet she stole her shoelaces from the president.

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

i feel like if romeo and juliet came out today there would be bleeding heart teenagers raging online about how you shouldn't have a pair of suicidal kids actually kill themselves because it sends the wrong message