Gaelic Heathenry @bywandandsword - Tumblr Blog

Trying to do any cleaning in a house with no AC got me feeling like the Witch of the Waste when she climbed up all those stairs, jfc

#sword speaks #I'm rearranging my living room #so I can access the window and put a window fan in it #but I ended up moving most stuff around to facilitate access to outlets #and now I'm a puddle

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donjuaninhell

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

tockthewatchdog

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

cardassiangoodreads

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

prokopetz

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

prokopetz

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

escuerzoresucitado

being escorted out of town

wizardshark

The criminal has been apprehended

transmechanicus

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

tanoraqui

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

library-seraph

@barbreypilled

We have GOT to start blaming more things on the fairies. Have you read the folklore? Half the shit on the "Glitch in the Matrix" side of paranormal YouTube and tiktok REEK of fairy shenanigans

Rejoice, the world isn't a simulation or a matrix. It does matter. And the world is full of more peoples and spirits and wonders than we yet recognize. And sometimes those wonders think it's a jolly good time to fuck with you a bit

#sword speaks #fairy #fairies #glitch in the matrix

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I had a good time with a friend on Saturday and since then, my brain has been busy convincing me I was annoying and they secretly hate me

I know it's not true, but my brain is very convincing

#sword speaks

rosieandthemoon

saw this on someone’s insta story and I started yelling at my phone

internalweathersystem

Duh take all of it

rosieandthemoon

thememedaddy

mood-swings-and-roundabouts

redstonedust

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

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ranni-thewitch

fuck mine stupid gothic life

Send me strength fam

I have a required social engagement tomorrow in a new place with lots of strangers 2.5 hours away from me, and I'm car pooling, so I don't won't get to decide when I leave, and it could potentially last a full eight hours

It's gonna be fun and interesting and the girl I'm going with seems nice, but I don't know if I have enough spoons to handle the whole thing gracefully or without accruing additional cost

#sword speaks

sunbathe-yoursoul

darkeagleruins

technique looks perfect

sinistra-orlok

we-all-got-scars-again

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

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tiktoksthataregood-ish

toast-ranger-to-a-stranger

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.