if my pagers off you can find me in my sewer haven

haters will see you and be like i hate you

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha