frickin' fiction

i think ive expressed this sentiment before but i love chapter titles so much. i love chapter titles that follow a naming scheme. i love really long chapter titles that start with "in which". i love chapter titles that just plainly state something that sounds unremarkable & you can't tell why it's important until you read the chapter. i love chapter titles.

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

i kinda get it when dogs let out those big fucking sighs randomly. you gotta try it its very nice. just a big ole sigh.

every time I see someone saying "I have been diagnosed with [syndrome], this explains why I have [behaviour]" I want to reply no actually you have [behaviour] and this explains why you have been diagnosed with [syndrome] which is a generally unhelpful response which is why I don't do it even if it would be generally accurate.

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

this fic is so good i hope i write it

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

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so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!