im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

10 years ago

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

it's okay to be misunderstood...... it's part of being.... and we're always being..

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

my sim has no joke gotten alien pregnant THREE TIMES by the same alien after abduction. family tree looks insane rn. this is probably also a booktok romantasy plot someone's mom is really into right now

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice