my sim has no joke gotten alien pregnant THREE TIMES by the same alien after abduction. family tree looks insane rn. this is probably also a booktok romantasy plot someone's mom is really into right now

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

everyone who hates elves more then me is a foaming at the mouth fascist who thinks men are too effeminate these days. everyone who likes elves more then me is a reactionary obsessed with a mythologized past.

why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball

I'm somewhat of an inverse doomsday prepper. I believe that there's an above zero chance that society will totally collapse within my lifetime, but instead of dedicating my life to building a doomsday shelter and preparing for whatever life comes after, I simply make no plans or preparations for more than six months into the future. I'm not going to regret failing to work harder to hoard more cans of beans, as much as I would regret not chilling and enjoying the good times while they lasted.

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings