in the USA if you go beastmode they put you in jail and make you stamp license plates like in cartoons

the only way to become truly punk is to render oneself blind, deaf, mute, and completely numb, and then to seal oneself within a concrete slab deep underground. only conformist normies and posers experience stimuli

Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy

it's actually so fucked up how other countries wouldn't let miles davis perform onstage unless he agreed to be introduced as 'kilometers davis' so as to not confuse the crowd

thinking about this is so upsetting. im gonna go collect myself by listening to an album by my favorite rapper, 3.39 yuan RMB

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams