No it’s okay I’m not the horror protagonist I’m the plucky adventurer antagonist. And I’m going to search for clues.

I tried to overtake a toddler on the sidewalk and he started racing me 🥺

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

shawty's like a malady in my head

the ringo movie is going to reveal he had the joestar birthmark

Whats everybodys favorite potato-shape (fries, mashed, baked) and pasta shape?

The biggest issue with Toby Fox is that the entire cast of Deltarune are Brazilian, so they shouldn't even be speaking English to begin with

the countermeasure to dehumanisation is not sexualisation. the countermeasure is to treat the other person with respect and dignity actually.

i don't care if you wanna fuck fat people or hairy people or trans people or the elderly or disabled people or whatever. can you treat them like human beings

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

telling a cis woman I just think it would be more radical if she got phalloplasty

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

my religion is butter, garlic, cheese