ghoneria

In every single one of my past lives I was a horse who bit someone and got put down

(guy who is past his bedtime voice) have you guys heard of music

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

The craziest part about life is that there’s like nothing you can do..

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible