Mind like a Dead Mall

Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder

Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

Ah, yeah, I see it now. This is the exact level of detail I needed of the key details of how to distinguish the two. Thank you.

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

daddy needs his skin picking time