bludgeoned to shit by big fucking rocks

a fucked up puppet that controls you while you control it

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

fandom matters because it gave us the funniest and still useful political alignment of all time, the lockheed martin nepobaby.

Almost always you can tell if someone is a bad driver just by watching them walk around with their feet in a slightly unpredictable environment like a big store or something.

Let’s all actually do this

I know it's not great from, like, a Being Functional Or Secure standpoint, but aesthetically I kind of love how websites for banks and universities and government agencies and such just sort of accrete layer upon layer of technologies without ever taking the lower layers out of the stack, and if you need to do something sufficiently obscure eventually you'll break through to some Web 1.0-looking form with a "Last Modified" footer whose timestamp isn't part of this millennium.