Like If A Girl Was Bisexual

When you yell at me this is what you're being mean to [Image of what looks like your dad getting hit by a car. The driver is a green witch.]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

Place her in front of Old School Runescape she is a GAMER

god put dads on this earth to invent new ways to be loud as fuck

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause

i love putting a little bullet in the head of my enemies with my golden deagle

love putting a little giggle in my happy with my smile ｡+.｡☆ﾟ:;｡+ﾟ ☆*ﾟ¨ﾟﾟ･*:..ﾞ((ε(*⌒▽⌒)

yayyy! yippee!!!

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

the latest generation of gimmick blogs still aren't half as good as irish american chan was

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand