There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

geoff rickly: thank you so much. by the way i feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs - that you can just call me Geoff.

Most Exalted Vocalist: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Gerard

The Geoff Rickly version by @killrockstar, which was itself inspired by