I used to see you as my soulmate in this life

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

need to get strapped to a wheel while a woman throws knives at me

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

does anyone want to get married just to get divorced. soooooooo chic

I can, and arguably I must.

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

I don’t follow soccer at all so I have no feelings on the World Cup, but I’m loving seeing people discover the US for the first time and finding joy here.

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

it’s their month

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange