I used to see you as my soulmate in this life

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

i love you rice with some bullshit

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

for how immensely popular and culture defining the simpsons is im surprised ive never seen it majorly fandom-ified. i mean no doubt there are obviously people out there drawing simpsons yaoi and giving bart neopronouns but its not as widespread as the stuff people do to them southpark kids yknow. it could be. we could live in a timeline.

RPF: Research-Proven Facts

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

its actually insane that gifsets that would've gotten 1,000+ notes 5 years ago barely get 100 now. this site is so inactive it makes me sad

listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story