I used to see you as my soulmate in this life

"it was bad on purpose" is always my favourite fandom conspiracy

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

it’s a good thing history is written by the victors cause the losers seem like really bad people

we all have that one mutual who… wait why does that say following

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.