Absolute Guy of All Time

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux