Absolute Guy of All Time

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

if you are ever hanging out with someone and they start talking about things like how many calories are in fruit or how high the sugar content is you need to run very far away as fast as possible you have GOT to get out of there

thinking about watching heated rivalry tonight is it any good????

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

like a year ago i watched the terrible all stars season and became obsessed with the lore around her making this book. Like how on earth is the book over 600 pages???