Absolute Guy of All Time

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

You can lie when you name things

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out