Absolute Guy of All Time

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

i step on a landmine and am immediately blasted to a single lonely smithereen

need to get strapped to a wheel while a woman throws knives at me

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

Happy Pride

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

i promise you that white man is not underrated

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.