Absolute Guy of All Time

what are many or several of you on about.

sorry for seeing theater boys and being like oh look it's the blowjob brothers but in my defense i did theater growing up

sorry for seeing comedy duos and being like oh look it's the blowjob brothers but in my defense i did standup professionally

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

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