Absolute Guy of All Time

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there