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i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

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viejospellejos

AUDIO POR DIOSSSSSS!!!!

bloodyhandprint

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

transcyberism

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

higgsbison

happy glorious 25th of may

whatapictureisworth-press

So it’s been awhile since I’ve bound anything, but when I read the Cursed Amulet Story by @sunderwight, I was like, I gotta make an actual, physical evil amulet now. Except the evil amulet is also going to be a book. And the book is like a diary by the guy trapped in the amulet.

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deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

villainessbian

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

pride-knightess

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

villainessbian

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

encryptidarchivist

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

lukewarmtomatosoup

oh wow… how serene…

sycamorality

oh no i will lose my !

tentacleteapot

this could be the snart of something big

rhodabotics

this could be the snort of something pig

arcnoise

nael, age six, sings a song in their rocket, with capital letters, a jubilant shout:

panthera tigris runs free and unfettered, a broken enclosure – the tiger is out

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blackwaxx

vaginalbleeding

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

verballthenouns

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

scribefindegil

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

#god i wish that were me

p1ss

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

demonsnakes-deactivated20160829

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

brightlotusmoon

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

anonymous-lightbulb

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#remains weird to see this in the new reblog format #I spent so long seeing screenshots of it in the old format reposted elsewhere that it doesn't look right this way

menelaiad

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

contaiinedarmageddon2

tarantula-bones-deactivated2026

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senatortedcruz

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

bird-gifs-collection-agency

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

#so fancy!#but why is he a spotted lanternfly

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