a jester unemployed is nobody's fool but his own...

I love a building with a big atrium. oh that's neat you got some outside in here

cutting up a melon feels so fucking serious. put on barry manilow, weekend in new england. crank it up louder than god. cutting up a melon feels This Serious. big-ass knife looks like a scimitar, just slicing huge chunks up like a butcher. when will our eyes meet. when can i touch you. it feels like im carving the fucking roast beast. category 5 maniloment loud as fuck blasting through the house at 11pm. i feel like a fucking chef. i feel like jesus christ on his cross. when will this strong yearning end

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

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was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??