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I really enjoyed this episode :}

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Berlin Wedding, 2022

dreamlogic

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

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ok so tonight's Chapter [the ao3 story] is character insight delivery via porn lmao

kingfucko

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 24: Beggy the Clown

"Yeah, so this is pretty impromptu," he says, "and I know you've got your whole complicated situation," waving his hand around chopchop. And Conway says "Oh shit," but excitedly. "D'you want me to suck your dick?" Buggy almost chokes. He recovers, though, and tries to grin away how flattered he is so it doesn't look like he never gets any, you know. "I mean, yeah, man, I was about to ask if you're down to clown."

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You know that feeling when you look at your pirates and you look at the marines base and you know these motherfuckers are ill prepared for what you have ready for them? Everybody knows that feeling, right? That's how it feels for Conway to be kneeling in front of Captain the Clown and realize how easily and accidentally he has brought the guy to beg.

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"holy seizing my cock, Saint's Man"

#op oc

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burst out in unexpected laughter at this footnote from bostock's natural history translation. pliny the elder voice i forgor

ok so tonight's Chapter [the ao3 story] is character insight delivery via porn lmao

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Micro ivory ship ring, english, late 18th century

isabelopaque

When someone likes the thing you made for them

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byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#they went to the same high school with 100 students in it #there is no 'meeting people' in a small enough town lmbo

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sahonithereadwolf

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

marlynnofmany

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

#i think about the phrase 'cracking open a boy with the cold ones' surprisingly often

kingfucko

sparks-and-sparks

The Devil's Generation

Frank Frazetta

dogpuppy

#my mom has her emojis set to be White People Skintone and that's weird to me #mine is simpsons color #i feel like going out of my way to specifically make sure that my emojis are White is some like White shit with a capital W #and i dont fuck with that i dont identify as White capital w #i cant help that society identifies me as white but *I* know Whiteness is a cancer ideology you know

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rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices

inspired by this grace quote:

#project hail mary

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