stoned comedian ringo

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We Care About You - acrylic paint markers on paper

i will be reblogging my daily buggy weekday announcement images every day i remember for the foreseeable future because those things help me anchor myself in time and keep track of what day of the week it is lol (i work retail so my schedule is always shifting and i do lose track)

i don't have a failclown friday i need to make one after work

fuck my life i can't make the image because the power is out how will i live without a failclown friday png

can somebody send me an ask about characters in this trying time

so then I tried to go to my parents house for the night and THAT ROAD WAS ALSO CLOSED. but they reopened a road so I was able to enter my house and feed my cats. there's no power of course so it's muggy but my cats are ok

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i actually don't even know if i still have a house. a tree could have fallen in it my cats might be gone i cannot find out

literally every single road is closed i can't go home and my cats can't get fed and this isn't me xatastrophixibg it's what i was just told by a cop

I work at a grocery store but since we're not allowed to take things out after we are closed and it was 100° outside I couldn't buy food today so I had to go to another grocery store and while I was in that grocery store the storm hit and every single road except one was blocked by a tree and that one that wasn't blocked by a tree leads me back to another town and every single road I've tried to take to get back has had a tree over it and I am like half an hour from home now and I don't know if my cats are okay I know there's no power I know that there are trees down I know that there's a fire a couple blocks from my house because I heard one of the guys on the road crew mention it while one of them was pointing me down a different road to get away from a tree and I hope my kitties are okay I hope my kitties are okay I hope my kitties are okay

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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This amethyst necklace is from around 1900 - isn’t it lovely? I love the tiny seed pearl-set stars.

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it's so hot and humid my hair is frizzy which has literally never happened to me before

caught myself carefully maintaining trigger discipline on a plantain

i think buggy does get clownier and more on his schtick as he's going into mid life crisis mode bc his life is mid... when he comes back in s2 he does costume gags and then later in the future he's got whatever he believes himself to be doing with that wacky waving flailing-arm inflatable jackass thing.... but he's never. like. good at clowning

because Titus Narrator Owell bullied him obviously. that's why he's trying to do better. he got clowned on by a non-canonical dude and stepped up.

like genuinely this person pushed past me WHILE I WAS LOCKING THE DOOR AT CLOSING TIME and i said oh we're actually closing right now and they said oh I'm doing an instacart and sailed on in

so a fun fact about those services is that they do know what time the store closes and then 15 minutes after the store closes the card locks and it doesn't let you check out anymore. so of course this shopper had that happen to her and was acting as it was my fault even though I told her that we were closed and she's the one who doesn't give a shit about her job

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Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

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if you choose to take a job doing instacart you are accepting that your job is to do that shopping. if you then expect the people who work in the store to do your job for you, and you're not even paying them for it, fuck off go home. if you're coming in right before the store closes and then shopping after the store is already closed because you think that you are some kind of special treatment super customer because you're shopping for a third party? that is not correct you need to leave when the stores close

The scuff-marks on this boat looks like a painting.

The earliest posting of this photo that I could find was on r/mildlyinteresting on September 23, 2021 by supremo92. It's also the highest resolution I could find. This subreddit seems to be dedicated to people posting pictures they have actually seen in person (as opposed to things they found on the Internet), so I suspect that it's the original.

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