stoned comedian ringo

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

That was a near-religious experience 

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

(formerly)

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

1988-1989 Honda Civic

(formerly)

remembering that a lot of people get like. sexual urges and feel frustrated if they haven't gotten any in a while, and that's how you end up with people hooking up in isolated situations who maybe wouldn't have hooked up otherwise. and thinking about buggy and owell on the tiny boat. and thinking, specifically, about buggy weighing his options and deciding to just jerk off rather than even bring it up because that little freak would be weird in bed too

you can say you want a freak in bed but not when it's that little freak he's gonna idk swallow it whole refuse to spit it back out and honk a bike horn while he runs away up the rigging to play keepaway with it ???

if Titus Narrator Owell's gonna be going to sea as his midlife crisis he should at least get some tattoos about it. knuckle tats that should say HOLD FAST so he won't fall out of the rigging but he's himself and it's a circus boat so instead his knuckles say HAVE FUN!

another fun option would be FALL SLOW

FOLD FAST ....

if titus narrator owell met the straw hats i think he would try to play a game with sanji where the game is "every time owell leaves the room he adjusts his presentation to be a little bit more femme until he finds the exact point at which sanji automatically starts chivalring"

my theory is that it'll be after the binder comes off but before he bothers covering his mustache with makeup. load bearing titties essentially

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

When Buggy’s crew thought he was dead, they really made the Giant lion their captain and were immediately caught and nearly eaten by cannibals