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tatumsdrawing

:) they dance!

bamfspock

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

bamfspock

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

bamfspock

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

bamfspock

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

bamfspock

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

kingfucko

#how tf is it already shitty clown saturday again???

rylandgraces

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

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identifyingbirdsinposts

Purple Starling

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todaysbird

Purple Staring

nedlittle

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

sailorbrazil

honey i made some delicious dinner.. thats right your favorite… fresh ants on the floor you can smash them and eat it

e-seal-deactivated20210319

thank you sweetheart

sailorbrazil

ANYTHING FOR YOU MY BABY HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ryan-sometimes

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

ryan-sometimes

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

#a magnificent ship full of gay men and me #i am furious but i am sailing #i hate that this is about something so actually serious because the phrasing is really funny

vaporwavecorp

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

who-the-fuck-is-sennalye

$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have

retropieos-official

I could fix it

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lying on my back on the deck of the sailing ship and stretching my legs up in the air like a weirdo just because that's the kind of thing i do and being all "one of the great tragedies of my life is that i do not have a well-turned calf. in fact i don't have any cows at all. why do we say a well-turned calf anyway? lathes make things symmetrical. only person with a well-turned calf is the one with a peg leg. if a woodturner made a banister that looked like a quote-unquote well-turned calf it would be like, what the hell is wrong with your fucking lathe"

winningmachine

Being small Nobody quite recovers from being a child: the asymmetry of power between parents and children always leaves a trace

buckle shoe imagery from townsends

that vine where the person had shoe buckles

metmuseum

Shoe buckles. late 18th century. Credit line: Purchase George White Thorne Bequest, 1883 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/124897

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kingfucko

the feeling of attraction is, for me, very strange because i don't want to Do Anything With Or To the object of it but it's still sometimes very intense. just WOW THAT'S HOT!! ACKNOWLEDGE HOW HOT THAT IS! NO OTHER ACTION MUST BE TAKEN, BUT THAT ONE MUST.

got overwhelmed with it today because a guy turned around and he had a bald spot and it was really hot idk. it was a very attractive bald spot

kingfucko

when a dude with a hot bald spot shaves his head an angel's harp breaks a string if i'm being fully honest... the angel then just repairs it and as long as the person feels like they look good that's great but i wish more people liked bald spots so folks wouldn't feel bad about having them when they are in fact hot

truenoodle

omfg if only there were late night grilled cheese places......who wants a pizza slice or a burger.?? someon grill me a cheese

#incredibly my dad coded post #mydad

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