stoned comedian ringo

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

anybody else ever have a mozzarella crisis

like youre trying to eat a calzone or a mozzarella stick or a real good slice of pizza but the cheese is too elastic and you can't even chew through it and you try to swallow it and the entire cheese just lengthens and it turns into some kind of deepthroat training where you have to swallow it all down gulp gulp gulp before you pass out

"damn baby your throat game is so good" "thanks baby im really bad at eating cheese calzones"

it's not just the 9-5 either! the retail "your schedule is going to be different every single day and every single week" shit too :D if your ill health is caused by lack of sleep it's because YOU need to get a better sleep schedule; the impossibility of doing this with retail scheduling doesn't matter because you should just get good (and implicitly stop working retail, retail workers are serfs who deserve nothing)

anybody else ever have a mozzarella crisis

like youre trying to eat a calzone or a mozzarella stick or a real good slice of pizza but the cheese is too elastic and you can't even chew through it and you try to swallow it and the entire cheese just lengthens and it turns into some kind of deepthroat training where you have to swallow it all down gulp gulp gulp before you pass out