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Taras Shevchenko and Ira Aldridge by Heorhiy Melikhov, 1963
Famous Ukrainian poet and artist Taras Shevchenko befriended the African-American Shakespearean actor Ira Aldridge, while the latter was on tour to the Russian Empire in 1858. Shevchenko did his portrait in pastel. It is recounted that the two men got along very well. While posing for the portrait, Aldridge sang African-American songs to Shevchenko and in return, the artist taught him Ukrainian songs.
The portrait in question:
Portrait of Ira Aldridge by Taras Shevchenko, 1858. Pastel on paper.
dinosaur discourse
I am going to spoil the joke under the cut, but in service of giving some additional context that makes it even funnier:
If you're having trouble telling what the difference is between the two dinos, the joke is that there is virtually no difference, save for a feature we have no actual physical evidence for (unless there's been a big update I missed, we don't have any conclusive evidence of what large therapods were colored like).
This does not stop every paleoart subreddit or twitter/bsky artist following from being full of the most utterly miserable bickering pedants having wildly disproportionate reactions to minor and purely theoretical... I can't even call them arguments. Just different ideas.
Meanwhile, the paleoartists I know from my master's program- the people who are doing the illustrations for real museums like the smithsonian and university teaching materials- are out there having fun and going "How much can I make this Tyrannosaur look like a flamingo? It's not like there's anything to suggest they were NOT bright pink :)"
Hey Gallus, as an Actual paleoartist, what do you think of this?
So my master's is in Botanical Illustration, not Paleontological Illustration, but I did Email this to my profs that would make redditors explode and they offered the following notes:
Overall: The vibes are immaculate, but Probably Not
We have some fossil evidence to suggest juvenile Rexes were downy, but adults were almost certainly not
Especially not like this, because sparrows are floofy because they're little animals that live in temperate climates with cold winters, and T-Rex was a Very Large Animal living in tropical climates. It did not need the insulation.
That's a pose a T-rex could strike but not it's natural habit. The artist has also fudged the proportions a bit, in a very plausible way so always double-check your measurements and reference sources to make sure you're not making stuff up
T-rex would have had no need for flight feathers like depicted on the wings and tail, and it comes from earlier in the evolutionary tree than flighted dinosaurs so it wouldn't have them vestigially either
HOWEVER:
It's extremely valid and compelling to consider how feathering might have radically changed the silhouettes, especially in terms of camouflage and insulation for some of the smaller and midsize dinosaurs
Patterning and cryptic camouflage are also very valid interpretations, even on a giant non-aquatic predator, because a ton of animals are paler on the underside
The little bright cheek puffs are something that might have shown up as skin pigmentation, esp given that Rexes had extremely good vision and probably fairly sociable so communicative coloration would be a very valid and reasonable choice
They think its very cute and funny and they're all emailing this image to each other and printing it to put it on office doors
Never heard of the Reisläufer? Not your fault, it's because the Landsknechts were far too good at boasting and self-promotion.😩
Wineglass (Sturzbecher). 17th century. Credit line: Munsey Fund, 1927 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/195870

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Brown Trout Screenprint!!!
Over summer me and my partner spent a lot of time in Dartmoor and met some baby brown trout! (they really love corn).
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American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP
who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool
why, tho, does the vintage felix the cat toy have his feet color coded as if he is a boat (red for port green for starboard)???
okay so i like run on sentences. what about it
i caught myself with three semicolons and two commas and i thought about it really really hard before i decided it could, in fact, be two sentences with one semicolon apiece. i'm still not sure i made the right decision. that sentence was a paragraph long and grammatically coherent, just roll with it!

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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
i am in fact out here unironically going XD in 2026
i am an enjoyer of the precision with which anime buggy's glasgow-smile lipstick is executed. he's drawing that with a lipliner pencil. his eyeliner is similarly immaculate. he's chopchopping his shit like fuck to do it that neatly but he Can and he Does. and he also doesn't shave very well so his jawline and neck remain hairy. he does the flashy details and is sloppy on the fundamentals. <3
meanwhile live action buggy's lipstick looks like he ate the kool aid man's ass right before he came on stage, which could mean nothing
Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
perseus brandishing the head of medusa but it's buggy brandishing the head of buggy

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Casket. ca. 1570–1600. Credit line: The Collection of Giovanni P. Morosini, presented by his daughter Giulia, 1932 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/196986
haunted protoplasm shit in the collections of the met
it must feel good as fuck to be a dragon and contort your long snakelike body into a billion weird random loops in midair for no reason