stoned comedian ringo

I have a former feral cat who absolutely loves watching animal videos on my TV. Here's what I remember some of his opinions are: 1. Manuls, other house cats: Friends, neighbors, countrymen. Interested in what they're up to, tries to hang out. 2. Messi the Puma: Really cool big brother. Went nuts the first time he saw the size of him sitting next to a full grown human man. When he thinks Messi is looking at him he makes friendly noises and imitates what Messi does (yawn, roll, etc) 3. Seals, sea lions: Lot of dramatic head wobbling at these guys 4. Proboscis monkeys: Dude acted like these were the missing link that explained everything he'd ever wondered about cat-human relations. I don't even know how to explain it better than that. He was just a very specific kind of fixated and astonished, plus looking at me a lot too. I think it was the big nose/long tail combo. 5. Gorillas: He wasn't interested until they turned around and he saw they had human butts. Then he went absolutely nuts wobbling his head about it. I figure this is the kind of thing people might wanna call bullshit on so I got a small clip real quick

The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"

One big fix would be so much easier but due to the forward nature of time progress really is 1000 brackets and braces

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I think a lot of people would benefit from unlearning the idea that casual sex is inherently disgusting, harmful, or immoral just because they personally don’t want to partake in it. You can stand up for sexual safety and consent without acting like people who enjoy fucking strangers are degenerates. I take no issue with anyone asserting boundaries or stating that they’re not interested in certain kinds of sex or even sex as a whole. But when you condemn or express disgust at others for engaging in consensual sex, that’s when you start to sound like a puritan.

Btw, this includes self-proclaimed “feminists” who shame and lecture women for giving men “access” to their bodies. Bodies are not commodities and sex is not inherently transactional. You don’t lose anything by having sex on purpose with a person you find attractive. Sex is not some metaphysically transformative thing that bonds you to the other person forever. It is literally not that deep.