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waitress: what can i get for you

jeno: a steak

waitress: how would you like it?

jeno: i- on a plate

waitress: *whispers* this mf

waitress: no no how would you like it cooked?

jeno: on a stove?

waitress: i-

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killer: we have your son

taeyong: i don’t have a son

killer: then who’s this kid who keeps asking why we had to do it to ‘em

taeyong: oh my god they have chenle

kun: tell them they can keep him

killer: no no no take him back we beg

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[on a trampoline]

Jungwoo: *crying* No! My nachos! Stop Jumping!

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johnny: day 304 without sex. the ghost i see when i get sleep paralysis is kinda cute

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interviewer: what do you think of haechan?

ten: I don't like haechan

interviewer: why don't you like haechan?

ten: I never said that

interviewer: you just said you don't like haechan

ten: he is my friend

interviewer: you just-

ten: friend

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renjun: i just read something about a jellyfish whose sting leaves you with an impending sense of doom and suicidal thoughts that last up to two weeks.

haechan: y’know I dated someone like that once

mark: he’s talking about me

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mark: wow, this is the longest i’ve ever slept! i feel so healthy and refreshed!

jaehyun: wow, how long did you sleep for?

mark: a whole eight minutes!

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ten to Johnny: bro, don’t worry about it, just fall in love with me, it’ll be epic

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doyoung: i'm a confident driver

taeyong: you just ran a red light

doyoung: yeah, but I did it with confidence

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chenle: ya jisung what time is it?

jisung: i dont know lemme check

[jisung starts screaming]

renjun: STFU ITS 3AM WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!

Jisung: its 3am

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Jisung: Can I have some of your cookies?

Taeyong: I got this for Mother's Day.

Jisung: You're only a Mother because of me.

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renjun: jaemin that's your eighth cup of coffee you need to stop!

jaemin, visibly shaking: ᑢᗩᖴᖴᘿᓰᘉᘿ ᓰS Sᘿᒪᖴ ᑢᗩᖇᘿ

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Johnny: bonjour, ca va bien?

Donghyuck: fuck outta here with that shit, I don’t speak croissant.

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Kun: *opens window*

Chenle, outside: PARKOUR

*loud thud*

Kun:

Kun: *closes window*

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jaemin: hey babe, can you pass the salt

*jeno and renjun reach for the salt*

markhyuck & chenji: *laughs* let the games begin

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jisung: how do you politely tell someone their breath stinks?

jeno: you say "hey i'm bored let's go brush our teeth!"

jisung: got it.

jisung: ...

jisung: hey i'm bored let's go brush our teeth!

jeno: oh okay!

jeno: hey wAIT

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