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"what that's just a picture of a fla-" *see the guy sitting on it* "OH FUCK OFF."

one american thing that confuses me are college application letters. why do you need to write yourself a tragic backstory to go to university, don't you have standardized exams? who's reading through all these bad high schooler essays?

It's a humiliation ritual, like everything else.

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Ha ha

The face of a broken man

hello darkness my old friend

H E L L O  D A R K N E S S  M Y  O L D  F R I E N D

S O U N D O F S I L E N C E I N T E N S I F I E S

S I L E N C E L I K E A C A N C E R G R O W S

IM JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN

This is the epitome of tumblr

This post has taken so many lives

PEOPLE HEARING WITHOUT LISTENING, PEOPLE TALKING WITHOUT SPEAKING!~

@r4cs0

Where did yall dig this one out of

oh artisanal. Wow that is bad kerning.

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

And that something should be fixable

Ideally with a warm bath and a good night's sleep

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

i actually had a specific hypothetical in mind when i made this post but shoutout to everyone tagging it with some variation of "gandalf when he cracks denethor in the face" because you're so right

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old