The Greasy Tusk

Reblog if you’re into XWG (extreme weight gain)

Something happens when you get too fat to fuck. And when your cock is submerged in so much fat that pleasuring yourself is too difficult. Sex is no longer your #1 pleasure. Food is. And you need it and crave it more than you ever did.

Aww dang guess it's too hot out to do anything. Guess you just gotta stay indoors for the next three months and do nothing. Guess you gotta doordash all your food and not move an inch cause of the heat. Guess you gotta get several cartons of icecream so you can stay cool. Guess you gotta move as little as possible so you don't work up a sweat. Guess you gotta unintentionally put on insane amounts of weight because of these uncontrollable circumstances. Awww shucks

this could be us

Now seems like a pertinent time to remind everyone that supporting the USA or the actions of its leader is white supremacist behavior. It is your duty as a moral person to loudly condemn the American government, and if the time should come for it, dodge the draft. The defense secretary said that most of our generation is too fat to qualify to join the military and with your help we can get it to 100%! Fuck dying for a country that doesn't care about the rights of the vulnerable and fuck fighting a war against the vulnerable citizens of another country.