Kain, 25+, they/them. Latine, queer nonbinary aroace ♠️, married, neurodivergent. Linguist and anthropologist. 🇺🇸→🏴. Gay shit, activism, media, memes, and other fun stuff. Original post tag is "#am i insufficiently kinglike?", reblog additions tag is "#unkingly in so many ways". Queue running. Asks off, replies on. Calligraphy (mobile) by falliblefabrial, icon edit is mine. My Star Wars blog is @fromryloth-tocorellia.
If anyone is interested I have a star wars side blog @fromryloth-tocorellia! A lot of the blog is prequels/TCW and Mando focused, but I have a billion OCs, mainly clones/TCW era and the next generation in the Rebellion/New Republic era.
I'm also on AO3 as MandoKain (Star Wars and OCs) itwillcomeback (COD and Arcane), and gethinapaperpartyhat (Mass Effect and Heated Rivalry), on Mastodon and Pillowfort as mankillercalledbunny, and on bluesky @kainthemando!
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i genuinely think that caring very deeply about whether a character tops or bottoms as if it's some important moral issue makes you the biggest loser on planet earth
i also think many people don't realize how heteronormative their views on bottoming vs topping are because it usually just boils down to the bottom being the feminine wilting flower and the top being the masculine beast. like maybe question why anyone messing with your favorite gay heteronormativity play upsets you that much lol
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It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.
in addition to embedding images in fic, brilliant people have shared codes to imitate a number of social media sites/other online phenomena. some examples from my recent fic:
i (clearly) think this is super fun, and i really enjoy doing it. while it can be frustrating and finicky to figure out, it is much easier than you might have thought, mostly because (as mentioned) people are so kind and brilliant and share code to do this! in this post, i'm going to link some of the code that i've used/consulted and show some examples ~under the hood~ of how the above things look in practice. hopefully it'll help you feel like you, too, can try!!
code/tutorial links for ones i personally have used as base code, most of which have very clear explanations of how to use them that make the rest of this post truly unnecessary:
texting (incl blue messages, green messages, group chat)
google search
gmail (sent email)
instagram
phone lockscreen notifications
generic email/draft email (with scrollbar!)
there are collections on ao3 full of these codes, incl discord, twitter, other social media sites!
that is more than enough to get started, but i love to over-explain things, so just to be super clear, there are 3 steps in how i do this:
Writing, planning images, uploading images if needed (aka the parts with no coding)
Adding the CSS to the work skin
Adding the HTML to the actual text/story/chapter - usually the most annoying part :-)
in more (unnecessary) detail:
writing/planning images/uploading images
i always write out what i want to have without code because i like making sure the actual content/story is front and center! i also want to make sure that i know when the exchange happens for any timestamps. for the above examples, it looks like this in my gdoc:
i also make sure that i have any images that i'm going to include at this point, because it can be super annoying to be almost done coding and realize you want/need to go back to figure a pfp or something out. ao3 does not host images, so you need to either have a link you trust won't die or upload images yourself somewhere else that you can link. i've been uploading to my drafts on tumblr, but that does decrease the quality a little. (personally i'm fine with that but just want to give that disclaimer) i would recommend downloading any photos you know you want to include as soon as you find them so you don't lose track and spend a bunch of time trying to track something down (definitely speaking from personal experience rip)
the only image note i'd add is that i always recommend previewing how the fic looks before posting (duh) and checking specifically if the dimensions look weird. on the gmail code for example it'll make pfps 40px x 40px even if it wasn't originally a square, which can make it look weird and stretched out, so i cropped all the pictures i used as gmail pfps to be square (not 40px x 40px, just square in general).
work skin css
all of the above guides will explain this, but you'll add some base code to a work skin that you apply to your fic. i use the same skin for all my fic as i go, but if you adopt that approach, make sure you don't ever accidentally have attributes with the same names! just to show what this looks like/where to find it on ao3:
combining html/story
all of the above guides will include the html you use in your actual story, and i HIGHLY encourage you to integrate it in your non-ao3 editor and transfer it over from there instead of workshopping it just in ao3 and risking losing it if something goes awry!! (again speaking from experience rip) pay close attention to which parts you're supposed to change from the source code and which you won't change (eg gmail icons). examples cont:
this step is usually the most annoying and finicky and requires the most patience to troubleshoot things. css/html can be very particular and there are some things that would require additions to the base css that you might expect to just work (eg links - adding links to things makes them sooo angry). i usually transfer the html parts into the chapter and troubleshoot before adding the main text because it can be annoying to scroll through all the text for editing it. there will be something that is slightly off from how you wanted it to look, and you will have to call it a day at some point! i often end up posting something when i feel like it's good enough and then going back and fixing it later. consider this permission to do the same :)
that is how i like to do this but i'm sure other people have other ways they prefer! i can imagine doing the coding as you write might be nice for some people but i like to go back and do that when i'm feeling a little stuck or want to work on fic but need a brain break.
i hope this helps people who are interested but not sure where to start!! i am happy to help if you're running into issues but i should note that css is a complete mystery to me and i self-taught myself html to make pages for my neopets so my skillset is...limited...
calling the cottage shane's fortress of solitude is so chewy to me because that frames shane as superman - as an inhuman symbol of hope, goodness, and righteousness. he's untouchable.
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Sometimes I think about how the entire history of the advancement of human weapons can be boiled down to: “we found more elaborate ways to hit things with rocks…”
Spears? Sharpened rocks.
Slingshot? Ranged rocks.
Arrows? Sharpened rocks with range.
Hammers/Clubs? Refined rocks.
Swords/axes? Sharpened refined rocks.
Guns? Sharpened, refined rocks, propelled by explosives…
We discovered how to make explosives, and we fine tuned that technology to better propel refined and sharpened rocks at insane distances… we are still hitting things with rocks… we just became experts in the science of hitting things with rocks… The human race is basically just a “dump everything into geology” build…
Don't forget my favourite, the worst weapon ever invented, the Latest and Unintentionalest, the Christians were so scared of him that one of their four Horsemen of the Apocalypse personifies him, please put your hands together and wash them for INFECTION! ::air horns::
Arrows stuck into the earth in front of the archer on a battlefield so they were easily grabbed for quick-fire were some of the earliest bioweapons, delivering an infection-coated injury quickly and efficiently.
Need to sicken a whole village? Shit in their well! But be careful, if you want to conquer that village then YOU don't have water now either.
Run out of rocks for your catapult? Try a dead horse! Boom, now the castle or city you're laying siege to is sick! Some warlords even used dead soldiers from their own army, because warlords.
(Real germ warfare is a lot older, cheaper, easier, and grosser than the conspiracy theories about it would like to believe.)
Dip your arrows in shit (human shit, horse shit, cow shit, whatever you got) and aim for central mass. If you pierce the body wall, your target WILL die of sepsis even if the wound is relatively small.
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”
I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.
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was trying to board a plane in dublin and i naively put a big giant fossil from the beach in my carry-on bc my checked luggage was so close to being overweight. the security person pulled my bag aside to search and they held it up to their coworker and said, "are you kidding me? who brings something like this?" so I said, "sorry, that's mine" and they looked embarrassed bc they didn't realize I was standing right there hahaha. they got more mild and said, "sorry, but you can't bring big rocks on airplanes. because you could, you know" (here they mimed bashing someone's head in with the rock) "bash someone's head in."
and i said "yeah well i definitely don't want to bash anyone's head in. but i understand." and then another passenger having their bag searched beside me was laughing like "did that even occur to you? bashing someone's head in?" and i was like i think we're all saying "bashing someone's head in" a lot right now. and getting really evocative about it for some reason.
I went on a month-long excavation in Mongolia around 8 years ago, and 2 days before I was supposed to fly home I had gone to dinner where they accidentally ran my credit card for $100 more than they meant to. The compromise was to hand me change in the local currency. So the next day I spend all that money on souvenirs for my family.
At the airport I find out my bag is overweight.
The check-in lady doesn’t know English. I don’t know Mongolian.
I open my suitcase. I pull out my camping blanket. I pull out my body pillow (shaped like a 5-foot-long mahi mahi). I am still over the weight limit.
Through a translation app she suggests moving any textbooks into my carry-on.
I don’t have any books but I shuffle things around. I am still over the weight limit.
I reach into my bag. Pull out my tool kit with all my archaeology things. Pull out a hammer. Place it on the check in counter.
The lady looses it.
She can’t stop laughing at my Mary Poppins-like clown car of a suitcase.
Everything goes back into the bag except the hammer and the blanket. I am finally under the weight limit.
I fold the blanket and keep it in my arms. I slide the hammer over to her and smile. She starts laughing again, but takes my bag and waves me through.
I think about her sometimes, and wonder if she still thinks about the crazy American woman who brought a giant fish pillow and a hammer on vacation.