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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

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reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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kirby-appreciation

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

kirby-appreciation

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

kirby-appreciation

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

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eclogues

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

garnetrena

Pearl ghostwrote this

eclogues

mr krab daughter??

trash-fire-uwu

no the rock

eclogues

dwayne????

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thewomenandthechildren

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

aliiiiiiice

avocadosfromfigaro

averruncusho

Am I having a fucking stroke

thefloatingmage

what the fuck was that

blurrymango

World heritage post.

obeymeheadcanons

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

awkward-finger-guns

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

eightyproof

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

tastefullyoffensive

What a ride.

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

what

ahrva

well then

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omghotmemes

Ths bishop’s twitter post

enaroholmes

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

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memewhore

gildatheplant

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

minty-mayhem

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

prescribedburning-deactivated20

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

elsegame

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

youngdiasporan

I think y’all are missing the point here.

forlovefromfear

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

jhenne-bean

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

eternal-dannation

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

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johnfkennedaddy

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

farashasilver

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

octoberreads

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

inspectorclarke

“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”

“Shotgun.”

i-tried-and-i-lost

I’m crying

fuckyeahkatnep

These all sound like things Giuseppe Stromboli would do

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cauliflowergnocchidyke

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

lokiago

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

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hyrude

did not understand what hannibal meant when he said “you are the mongoose i want under my house when the snakes slither by” until a cockroach crawled into sight while me and a hot girl were watching silence of the lambs and she stomped it to death with her huge docs while i stood on the counter. now i actually think everything hannibal says is reasonable

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water tribble

water tribble

d

desert tribble

lacefuneral

desert tribble

talaxian

d

dessert tribble

gayquark

dessert tribble

thesadchicken

dessert tribble

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h

hot tribble…..

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hot tribble

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c

cold tribble..

thesadchicken

cold tribble

mckittericks

cold tribble

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dirt tribble

tundraroo

dirt tribble

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dirt tribble

c

crystal tribble

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crystal tribble

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rubber tribble

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rubber tribble

Rubber tribble

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garden tribble

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garden tribble

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garden tribble

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stone tribble

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stone tribble

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stone tribble

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shiny tribble

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shiny tribble

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shiny tribble

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light tribble

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light tribble

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cat tribble

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cat tribble

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cat tribble

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cloud tribble

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cloud tribble

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Cloud tribble

b

bubble tribble

Bubble tribble

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T

Tumblr tribbles

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Tumblr tribbles

gayteensupreme

Tumblr tribble

amateur-artist

What the hell is a tribble

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pitbolshevik

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

abortionado

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

pitbolshevik

WHAT

brainscrewz

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

pitbolshevik

this is making my brain short circuit

subconscious-realm

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

pitbolshevik

i would love to study you

letmefixthatforyou

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

pitbolshevik

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

taningia

normal-horoscopes

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

gay-jesus-probably

...okay cancel the rest of this post please elaborate on wtf you mean by erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court

because this image is like a barren void of sex appeal and now i’m both horrified and fascinated

yakotta

Why is your Supreme Court Santas?

brown-bear-64

"Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"

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flamingfoxninja

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

flamingfoxninja

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

flamingfoxninja

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

flamingfoxninja

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

flamingfoxninja

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

flamingfoxninja

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

flamingfoxninja

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

flamingfoxninja

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

flamingfoxninja

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

flamingfoxninja

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

flamingfoxninja

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

flamingfoxninja

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

flamingfoxninja

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

flamingfoxninja

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

flamingfoxninja

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

flamingfoxninja

i need to FEED

flamingfoxninja

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

flamingfoxninja

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

flamingfoxninja

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

flamingfoxninja

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

flamingfoxninja

I hate this movie so much

flamingfoxninja

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

flamingfoxninja

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

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